Jeff Solomon

Actor guy, ukulele guy, one of the five guys in Elephant Larry (sketch comedy guys).

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

Friday. 1:52 pm. It’s Martini Time.

https://t.co/IQ9gFiY29y

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

my dad has a selfie stick and he takes it out at every family gathering and he hasn’t used it yet but it sits there on the easy chair like a threat

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

.@realDonaldTrump BAHAHAHA you lose

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

@geoffhaggerty looks like it’s Eric Bana-flavored

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

Can you settle this? Grape jelly is just gross, right? #AltonBrownLive

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

@realDonaldTrump dude you should send this tweet out every single day it would be very lol thx bro

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

#lovehurts

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

@LiviaLove @MrZeroF0 Oh my bad then @MrZeroF0 ! This thead is making my eyes bloodshot and I misread you. Much love.

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

@TradCon @MrZeroF0 @LiviaLove yeah, you're kinda both saying inflammatory stuff. best of luck tho

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

@TradCon @MrZeroF0 @LiviaLove (just sayin' Twitter's prolly not gonna let u stick around for much longer. hope you make the most of your remaining time! you'll be missed)

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

@TradCon @MrZeroF0 @LiviaLove RIP both of y'all's twitter accounts 😢

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

@TradCon @MrZeroF0 @LiviaLove From "I hope you aren't" which is basically trying to argue that you said something nice to admitting your comment was in bad taste.

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

@realDonaldTrump Scream death?? Oh my god dude

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

@TradCon @LiviaLove Yeah right dude

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

.@edlevine Have you seen this?

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

.@MTA hey when a train finally comes after 20 min & stalls after moving 5 ft u can't say there's train traffic ahead. Write a new script thx

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

One day we'll have a Secretary of Energy who can pronounce nuclear. I know it, I just KNOW it! #comeondude #PressBriefing #rickperry #argh

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

Porky Pig is exactly the same thing as naming a cow Beefy Cow.

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

The music playing in the Rose Garden right now puts the White in White House. #ParisAccord

[Jeff Solomon @jeffsolomonomon]

@geoffhaggerty @chrisprincipe Yeah.