Jeff Varner

[Jeff Varner @JeffVarner11]

@UPS
Me: can you overnight this?
UPS: Sure that will be $40 and it will be there at 10am tomorrow
*shows up 3 days later
UPS: due to this strange times...we cannot reimburse you

...are you kidding me @UPS ???

[Jeff Varner @JeffVarner11]

@hbomax your app isn’t working for me on Samsung TV @HBOMaxHelp

[Jeff Varner @JeffVarner11]

@Benny_Warden Next Saturday should be fun for y’all too

[Atlanta Hawks @ATLHawks]

With the 10th pick in the 2019 NBA Draft...

𝗖 🅰️ 𝗠 𝗥 𝗘 𝗗 𝗗 𝗜 𝗦 𝗛

#TrueToAtlanta

[Trae Young @TheTraeYoung]

LETSSSSS GOOOOOOOO!!! Welcome To The Fam @camreddish !! Let’s Work😤❄️

[Jeff Varner @JeffVarner11]

@WholeFoods A checkout line that is only for the hot bar?

[Jeff Varner @JeffVarner11]

@HelloSlice @amazon Hi, I’ve just received this email implying there is something wrong and I need to download this app. Is there something wrong or is this an unsolicited advertisement?

[Jeff Varner @JeffVarner11]

@instagram please add a “vote down” option in comments section like in reddit. The aspiring rappers and insta-comedians are ruining it. Too much spam. Otherwise, I love it 👍🏻

[Jeff Varner @JeffVarner11]

@TheTileApp you guys saved me once again. Congrats on having such a great product 👊🏻

[Jeff Varner @JeffVarner11]

@benandjerrys Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Core...you’re welcome

[Jeff Varner @JeffVarner11]

#SaluteToService @ScottHanson

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Apparently this is Mass Surveillance Week. #Germany admits activating NSA's #XKEYSCORE, a search tool for dragnets. https://t.co/bznV8LDFyr

[Jeff Varner @JeffVarner11]

@XboxSupport Xbox One. Starts up and screen is dim. Internet also does not stay connected. All other devices work fine with Internet & TV

[NASA @NASA]

Water! Strong evidence that liquid water flows on present-day Mars. Details: http://t.co/0MW11SANwL #MarsAnnouncement

[Jeff Varner @JeffVarner11]

@neiltyson @SethMacFarlane Guys, seriously. @COSMOSonTV Season 2. Stop messin' around.

[Forbes @Forbes]

We are exactly 3 months away from the theatrical debut of 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens:' http://t.co/wscWIz4P8E

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

Watch it live on October 6. #Windows10devices http://t.co/LkBWMQVBC7

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Btw, not saying we *should* nuke Mars -- just layin' out a few options …

[CNN Business @CNNBusiness]

Step aside @realDonaldTrump, @StephenAtHome thinks another billionaire should run for #potus http://t.co/beSWmPm0gA

[Jeff Varner @JeffVarner11]

@verge @mwmcclure