Jeff W Welch

Lover of Legacy Code, Boring Code

[Jeff W Welch @jeffwwelch]

My new career title: "Tech Debt Collector"

[Jeff W Welch @jeffwwelch]

@elonmusk Give us something to watch

[Jeff W Welch @jeffwwelch]

😬

[Pavel Osadchuk @xakpc]

All acquisition that advanced AI will destroy humanity is false. Not the powerful AI or breaching laws of robotics will destroy humanity, but engineers with both left hands :/

On video - a chess robot breaks a kid's finger at Moscow Chess Open today.

[Jeff W Welch @jeffwwelch]

Lim Netflix($) = Blockbuster($)
$→∞
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[Jeff W Welch @jeffwwelch]

@sympmarc They're hunger pangs, that's my story and I'm sticking with it. 😳🫢

[Jeff W Welch @jeffwwelch]

@sympmarc That thread just scared the crap out of me.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Jeff W Welch @jeffwwelch]

@DeborahKurata I dunno, Afghanistan?

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@DeborahKurata Word

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#TeamWheels

[Jeff W Welch @jeffwwelch]

Why does an administrator have to "run as administrator"? I feel like it is implied.

[Jeff W Welch @jeffwwelch]

At this point, it might make more sense for Tonal to buy Peloton, than the other way around. 😬

[Jeff W Welch @jeffwwelch]

With the recent hacks of npm packages, are we nearing peak-open-source?

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🚨 Public Service Announcement 🚨

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

At least 50% of my tweets were made on a porcelain throne

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QR codes are a pain in the ass. #nonuancenovember

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@Tony_Horton's Tonal workouts are the greatest!

[Jeff W Welch @jeffwwelch]

Pouring one out for all those websites and apps relying on Facebook for authentication. 😞

[Jeff W Welch @jeffwwelch]

@DeborahKurata With actual handwriting and that memo field, checks allowed for a lot of expression. A personal way to pay, like the original Venmo. 🤔

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[Mike Solomon @solomania]

I was WAY to old when I realized that menus that have the "..." means there will be an additional dialogue box when you select them.

[Jeff W Welch @jeffwwelch]

EU mandating all phones use USB-C for charging is definitely something I can get behind.

https://t.co/EY5rPiffB8