Jeff the Bizzler

my name Jeff
pronounced juh-ee-fuh
writing scary ass evil yaoi this very second

[Jeff the Bizzler @jeffzerizzla]

@DeruyterStan @Doctor_Dray_ @ShitpostGate There was this one kid who took apart his Chromebook so he could fuck with the firewall enough to watch porn on it, got caught looking at porn in the middle of class, sold bomb instructions, and was caught jerking off a few times. Never got expelled.

Next Bill Gates, I tell you.

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@m0chiiz_ @RottingCalan @pawbutt Fair point.

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@Deleted13687905 @sillyclown190

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@Katoptikos @ndgo1370 @dreamtdebris and in the same update as cooked chicken what did he mean by this

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@Katoptikos @ndgo1370 @dreamtdebris added in the same update as melons

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@RottingCalan @freakybob12345 @pawbutt scrooge mcduck possession

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@icarusphoenix I think this guy has a dent in his head.

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@sarahlicity @epistemophagy also shows that the canon ships kinda suck ass

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@Bikkuriman976 @NebsGoodTakes Seems pretty clear that this is there to be creepy and show that the bad guy is, well, bad. Also because stitched together science monsters are cool as shit.
Yes, I know the amputation fetish exists. I don't think this was made because of it.

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@parhloumahrukh What the fuck

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@LaNativePatriot @StephanieD49606 ...it's a color. The color pink doesn't make someone trans. Admittedly, I'm not sure if the kid would get bullied. I don't recall any kids being massive gits when I was incredibly young, but that might have changed with the amount of really bad parenting I see nowadays.

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@AleksaNath30070 @MistressMeow_ @davidjones022 @UniqueGav Why not just teach the kid how to deal with gits? They'll most likely have to deal with them regularly throughout their life, so wouldn't it be better to start teaching them early?

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@jerbingboa @zeldawithagun That's like, the whole point of aus. To do shit that isn't canon.

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@43Aagamer @HernanCarr68642 @xzsnes @spud_senor big buff men having gay sex is hot open and shut case

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@Mattew4639BS @JelloFancy The original skin is lighter than the drawing.

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@craziestpuma923 @SocratesArisen @dalecmills2 @Elizabe01134208 @Xx17965797N Wouldn't the fossils of dinosaurs and other shit like that prove the earth is millions of years old?

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@Averag3Proto Yes.

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@MartonPiller012

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@jmacgarth Please try reading the tweet