Bashir

[Bashir @jegabash]

None of the guys you mentioned can take the ball off Sergio Busquets

[The Beard 🕶️🎙️ ☕️ @EerBeard]

• Tyreek Hill — 5’10”, elite acceleration → prototype winger.

• DeVonta Smith — 6’0”, fluid mover → winger/attacking mid.

• Christian McCaffrey — 5’11”, balance + stamina → box‑to‑box CM.

• Saquon Barkley — 6’0”, explosive strength → modern striker.

• Jalen Waddle — 5’10”, elite short‑area burst → winger.

• Stefon Diggs — 6’0”, route precision → attacking mid.

• Patrick Surtain II — 6’2”, smooth defender → center back.

• Sauce Gardner — 6’3”, long + agile → tall CB (rare but viable).

[Bashir @jegabash]

Football is not just about being fit or putting in the work, yes it helps but there’s something called skill, and that my friend is the difference between ending up great like Bashir Jega or otherwise like Ismail Bello 😂

[Kyle Pagan @KylePagan_]

Serious question: If today we banned every single male athlete in the U.S. from playing any sport beside soccer. How long would it take us to win a World Cup? 4 years? 8 might be generous.

[Bashir @jegabash]

@oluwaseun7g Genetics, he might be Asian

[Bashir @jegabash]

@MutenRoshi31 @whitey_xyz From their tweets you go know say na them 😁

[Bashir @jegabash]

@karar0se2008 @whitey_xyz Na them 😂😂

[Bashir @jegabash]

@emiemireed @whitey_xyz Na them 😂

[Bashir @jegabash]

@_Hafsah__ Just collect your sub and be going 😂

[Lakers All Day Everyday @LADEig]

The Snowtime Lakers 😭😭😭

[Bashir @jegabash]

@kurawasadeeq @Mr_rogo14 @fibgaya Yenyenyen

[Bashir @jegabash]

Hi,
Fuck off.
Yours sincerely.

[Keystone Bank @keystonebankng]

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[Bashir @jegabash]

@WParthenope @MarioNawfal Will also bring my maggi and suya spice to season the bush meat

[Bashir @jegabash]

@keystonebankng It’s not just me or my network, have been having the same issue since I opened my account, and asked 4 diff people to confirm just to make sure it wasn’t just me. Once its 10pm one cannot make a transfer using Key Mobile app, it keeps failing to retrieve beneficiary details

[Bashir @jegabash]

@keystonebankng is just useless. Can’t transfer money out of your account once it’s 10pm, keeps failing & showing an error message or beneficiary not found. You can’t have your system running 24/7 in 2026?? Ohh and you can receive funds but can’t send what if I have an emergency?

[Bashir @jegabash]

@__Matches 10 nayi suke kashe servers

[Bashir @jegabash]

These people never learn wallahi, there’s no way you’re winning penalty shootout with dark skinned men 😂😂

[Bashir @jegabash]

Wallahi Messi ya zama ni a futsal, Aci kullum alaji 💪

[Bashir @jegabash]

Wallahi yanzu Mbappe zaice a cire Dembele 😂😂

[Bashir @jegabash]

@Symply_rhoda1 Lady Ssanssaa 😂

[Bashir @jegabash]

@UTDIMole Palhinha, Guererro

[Bashir @jegabash]

@UTDMael Deschamps