Jay Hampton

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

Love your country, but never trust the government

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

@cathy_birch No one has ever said that about me before. Thank you!

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

Jay Hampton
@jehampton1
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

If a philosopher answers your question, you will no longer understand what you asked in the first place.

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

I think it's clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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@biiiyaa I've spent the last 35 years of my life building, operating, buying and selling nursing homes and assisted living facilities. I know a lot of docs, but you're the first I've found on twitter. You must be unusual

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

@Biiiyaa Fortunately I don't have a broken mind, its just interested in normal things AND things other people have no interest in, ie Theoretical Physics. I read everything I can find on it looking for an explanation as to what this universe is all about. I also like to read history books

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

l didn't lose my mind it got scared and ran away.

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

I once drank so much vodka that I woke up the next morning with a Russian accent

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.

[Jay Hampton @jehampton1]

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.