jayiheyeen

creative + social director | digital agency perspective | immigranty af
stray thoughts about creative leadership + kardashian boyfriends

[jayiheyeen @jeinistrying]

I love Marketing Twitter bc other groups all play real coy about follower count, like they don't know what the # under their name is, but MT folks are like "I DONT CARE THAT IT'S A VANITY METRIC!! IT IS MY PRIMARY KPI AND MY SELF ESTEEM HAS AN INTERNAL AUDIT ON THE BOOKS Q1!"

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

the NYPD is on pace to blow past its allotted overtime budget for FY2023 by ~$366 million which is 16X what it would cost to keep public libraries open on the weekends. Keep in mind, $366 million isn’t their OT budget, it’s what the NYPD went OVER their allotted OT budget ($374M)

[jayiheyeen @jeinistrying]

Okay, but imagine Wishbone for 21st century classics? I want that dog doing Zadie Smith, Joan Didion, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, and Sheila Heti for me.

[danielle @danielle_reacts]

The only show I want a reboot of is Wishbone, the dog who was very into literature and performance

[jayiheyeen @jeinistrying]

@Masturdonator @NYTMetro @CJSprigman There is a GoFundMe page for them set up here: https://t.co/FqBgcXLi8e

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@rachsyme somehow still $5 at the alpine in bay ridge! i try to take off at least 1 day a quarter to have a manicure/lox plate/matinee day.

[jayiheyeen @jeinistrying]

@basicallybari https://t.co/ufE0ppnsjS
is amazing!

[jayiheyeen @jeinistrying]

@amandahess @LuLusCutsNToys Pinkyz Place on Atlantic! There's something in the air there that makes my kids turn into obedient, calmly-sitting zombies.

[jayiheyeen @jeinistrying]

@KimekoM ✋right here

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@iUsedToBeADuck Birthday parties where the McDonald's basement/play area closed down just for you.

[jayiheyeen @jeinistrying]

@mariabestwest @arb In the parenting community and seconding maybe moving to FB if things go south here. I'm already part of similar things with different flavors there (local parents/ parents from my culture/ parents in a similar work industry.) Those are the bright spots of that platform for me.

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

Zuckerberg’s metaverse is best understood not as a coherent technological project, but as a vague and self-destructive longing for a new shiny internet that is somehow different from one he, personally, broke. We’re watching a man without imagination desperately try to buy some.

[jayiheyeen @jeinistrying]

@ramirezreyes Consider how you'll be getting it in and out of your house. I bought the super best stroller for urban walks! It was $750! It had an amazing basket that could handle a week of shopping! It glided like butter! ...I couldn't carry it down the stairwell from my walk-up apartment.

[jayiheyeen @jeinistrying]

It's been 8 years and I'm still regretting all the ways I could've made Int't Player's Anthem (I Choose You) a more prominent part of my wedding ceremony but didn't.

[alex @nothnghppens]

hey everyone one of my best friends experienced an absolute tragedy. her sister was murdered in a domestic violence incident. she was a mother to two beautiful kids. please share.

https://t.co/txU59bpJ65

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Be advised: This week, Baby Safety Month coincides with the British Seismological Meeting. You may learn about British Seismology as well as Baby Safety through the #BSM2022 hashtag.

[jayiheyeen @jeinistrying]

Queen of spending three weeks planning travel outfits and running to find an H&M four seconds after I land because I predicted the vibes all wrong. Literally always.

[jayiheyeen @jeinistrying]

@viaCHARY agency life: the musical!

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

based

[anson @ansonyuu]

bereal but you paste whatever is in your clipboard

[jayiheyeen @jeinistrying]

IDGAF HOW THE METAVERSE IS GOING TO CHANGE SNEAKERS SOMEONE PLEASE SLOW DOWN THE EARTH BURNING

[Max Fras @maxfras]

One of my favourite journalist investigations of all time: "Cheburashka was Jewish, but not Zionist"