Justin Elijah James Schultz

I am your quintessential X celebrity. You're welcome for what you're about to encounter on this page. I shit post and stream.

[Justin Elijah James Schultz @jejschultz]

Any of you risk this ride?

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@GarytheBird @Barkley_Tap I actually agree. There were a few years the Rex Ryan D in New York did alright.

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Mobile Stream

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games.. https://t.co/CnKfKqKfBH

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Phasmophobia on Steam.

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@otokyo Just an eggplant with a sign on it.

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@NegTendencies @Barkley_Tap This isn't the right answer. Lol

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@warnerbros @jk_rowling why don't we have an adult detective show from the wizarding war with the rise of Mad-Eye Moody on @HBO or something? Feel like we're missing something great.

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Every streaming device is going to come with a Democrat or Republican button. For ad purposes.

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Lamar Jackson is still Matt Ryan status. Let that sink in.

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@CashApp I hate the fact I'm going to see these. I love the unique capitalization. 🤣

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@nypost I'm not disappointed he has a warrant, I'm disappointed he uploaded the video as a celebrity..

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@elonmusk Ok but... What's the plan?

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@David_samuel33 @NFL @Patriots He probably will. AJ already has a Superbowl. It's about the stats now for a HoF career.

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@sophieraiin Reality.

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@DailyLoud I'm finding that this gif relates more and more daily...

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Rumor has it, butt sex was involved.

[ヤバそれまじかよ @douga111www]

催涙スプレーであぶり出されるゴキブリたちw

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@RealSkipBayless Without Pippen, Jordan doesn't make a finals? Everyone needs help. All six of Jordan's championships should have an asterisks because he had help? He was on the only super team in the 90s?

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@ESPNInsights In 5 years?

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Shy and embarrassed, Caleb vanishes quicker than Homelander's dignity in the final episode of The Boys. Fried hotter than villagers in Pompeii Caleb is only legend now. Taking the big L in this one.

Could there be a redemption arc?

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Today's "Cook of the Day" goes to $60m... Maybe?

This one starts out with Caleb not believing the OP about their Chase bank account screenshots.

OP says bet...

Caleb replies with... Let me see the transactions to this made up account.

But Caleb is about to meet "The Chef."

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When someone claims a $60m bag with no backed up facts this naturally causes people to research.

And Himothy...was reading the "Caleb Cookbook" and he was ready.

Himothy pulled out a Caleb recipe for 1 Corvette. Not a brand new. Used from some Grandfather in Florida. 😱