Joe ElGuindy

Go Cal Bears, Go Sac Kings, Go California Angels & Go Anaheim Ducks...not necessarily in that order.

[Joe ElGuindy @jelguindy]

@notthefakeSVP Bucs not ideal either.

[Hemal K Vaidya @HemalKVaidya]

These Four…

#U250

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

This was the Kennedy Center before that orange shit stain destroyed it like he's destroyed everything else he ever touched.

He will never have a legacy that lives up to anything worthy of the Kennedy Center and he knows it. That's why he's so obsessed with it.

Just like Obama.

[Ryan Kennedy @RyanKennedy_22]

Well that's not good...

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

The Army allowed Stripes to shoot at Fort Knox. The DoD loved the film so much that in 2016, an official U.S. Army Honour Guard flawlessly recreated the entire "Razzle Dazzle" routine in this exact spot to celebrate Stripes' 35th anniversary.
“That’s the fact, Jack.”

[Boston Radio Watch®️ @bostonradio]

The great James Gandolfini (d. 2013) would’ve turned 65 today.

He never hosted SNL, but on October 2, 2004, he made a surprise cameo on “Weekend Update”, playing a New Jersey Resident and reminding us that Tony Soprano had range and timing of a varsity athlete.

[Craig Horbinski @CraigHorbinski]

Having grown up in Buffalo, I can directly attest that Canadians aren’t just our neighbors. They are family. I grew up watching CFTO TV and Hockey Night in Canada. Spent more time in Toronto than in any other city. Learned to sing O Canada right alongside the Star Spangled Banner.

We have some damage to repair, but our relationship is deeper and stronger than any presidency.

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

🇬🇱 🇩🇰 🇺🇸 Was this the smartest con in Arctic history?

The Danes and Greenlanders know perfectly well that the Trump regime is staffed by high school dropouts and people who move their lips when they read, and they know that nobody in this failed administration has the faintest idea that a 1951 agreement exists.

So Copenhagen takes the old treaty out of the drawer, blows off the dust, changes the date to 2026 and adds a clause banning China and Russia, neither of whom was ever going to be invited anyway. Trump, who sincerely believes he is the sharpest mind in a movement where that is not a demanding title, promptly launches himself into orbit with a triumph he imagines will win him the midterms.

He demanded an island, was sold his own lease back with a fresh cover page, and could not be more thrilled.

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[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Way to go, President Trump!! Getting Greenland and Denmark to agree to the deal that we signed with them in April 1951 was a stroke of diplomatic strategery bar none. #Greenland

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Mark Carney does Trump's accordion hands

[Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA]

The man reportedly entered a plea of “zoinks!” More at 11.

[jonathan @jwebmusic]

My dog when I ask what they have in their mouth

[Dan Patrick Show @dpshow]

RIP Barry Melrose. A true pioneer in the space.

[Baseball @mlbelites_]

The Phillies made a hype video for their ballboy and it is the greatest thing ever 👏

[Joe ElGuindy @jelguindy]

@VegasSharp @CircaSports Ok, will do. Thinking a hat box from UPS or FedEx would probably work and keep it in shape.

[Joe ElGuindy @jelguindy]

@VegasSharp @CircaSports Nice work! I don’t really need to trade or charge for it. The tricky part is just getting it to you…

[Joe ElGuindy @jelguindy]

@VegasSharp @CircaSports Got one - even better, it’s still in the bag.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Top 10 Spreaders of Disinformation in the US according to ChatGPT:

1. Donald Trump
2. Fox News
3. Elon Musk
4. Robert F. Kennedy
5. Alex Jones
6. Tucker Carlson
7. Sean Hannity
8. Newsmax
9. The Gateway Pundit
10. Breitbart

[Joe ElGuindy @jelguindy]

@NotTheRocketman @theredbird_way @MLB Yes, all of this.

[Joe ElGuindy @jelguindy]

@CircaSports Thanks and good luck! Would be nice for you folks to get rid all 3 overlays. 😎