NotTheRocketman

[NotTheRocketman @NotTheRocketman]

@twelcher15 @soIoucity No, I’d rather not spend those picks on a 30 year old with a history of injuries, and not showing up when his team needs him.

Larkin had ONE 5v5 goal in 2026. Play like that is why the Wings keep missing the Playoffs.

[NotTheRocketman @NotTheRocketman]

@001Oxygen From 94 onward. Still think 98 was probably my favorite.

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@AGN45 The slow realization is priceless.

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@ArtLippo2 That would be terrible.

On Reddit, Wings fans are fed up with Larkin always having excuses, always being injured, never being clutch when the team needs him.

If they’re not sorry to see him go, I sure as shit don’t want him.

[NotTheRocketman @NotTheRocketman]

@_6signxxx Hmm ok. Can I move to Europe with all the criminals then?

Trump won’t even know, he’s napping so hard right now.

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@highbrow_nobrow Aww look, Donnie is napping.

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@stephenllowry @OleTimeHardball Nope, Cardinals.

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@HQNewsNow It must be nap time in the Oval Office. MAGA can’t even pretend he’s reading this time because there’s nothing on his fucking desk.

[NotTheRocketman @NotTheRocketman]

@STLBluesChirp Because he’s too old for the Blues’ window. At 30 he’d be one of the oldest guys on the team.

[NotTheRocketman @NotTheRocketman]

@twelcher15 He’s too old though. A 30 year old doesn’t fit with a team whose average age is roughly 25.

[NotTheRocketman @NotTheRocketman]

@BKSportsTalk He doesn’t fit our timetable, so I probably pass.

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@HunterBiden @theliamnissan @SoundDobad Goddamn dude you’re just knockin’ em down.

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@EastEndJoe Bugs Bunny had the right idea like 60 years ago.

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@notgaetti It appears he did so because he couldn't see where the ball was and needed to know how to advise the runners, which totally makes sense. Crazy sequence for sure.

[NotTheRocketman @NotTheRocketman]

@JohnRichTV Yeah, and it’s been shit for a long time too. Such a bummer.

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@HunterBiden @3YearLetterman @Kenn321705

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@CataPaul2 Oh look Stan Musial left off again…

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@Acyn So, he COULD be a good President, he just chooses to suck ass instead?

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@awfulannouncing Every sport should offer this, but they won't because they know how popular it would be.

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@AlecLace @RonFilipkowski Republicans sure do like looking at weird Photoshopped pictures of old men. They’re kind of obsessed with it.