jill

watch out for yellow spotted lizards

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

men will be like i gotta go watch some youtube videos

[jill @jellarchibold]

@carlymbe BING BONG

[kelly @kelllicopter]

new movie idea: small town farm boy goes to the big city and falls in love with a hotshot lawyer woman who convinces him to move into the city and start hating christmas

[erica (she/her) @rickkayylmao]

Being referred to as intimidating is a top 3 compliment lol

[jill @jellarchibold]

When your friend starts seeing a new guy

[jill @jellarchibold]

How I think my cat feels when I clean out her litter box:
Wow thank you so much for removing my feces. Bless you.

How my cat actually feels:
Bitch where’s my poop

[jill @jellarchibold]

You don’t know awkward until you accidentally react 😢 to someone you don’t talk to from high school’s Instagram story

[jill @jellarchibold]

rEd dReSS

[jill @jellarchibold]

@noregretels @FATHERBONNET Omg

[jill @jellarchibold]

RT if this movie changer ur life

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

the cat won’t stop drinking out of my water glass I have tried everything I have tried “hey” and even “Hey”

[jill @jellarchibold]

Sean: *drops a full unpeeled banana on the ground*

Sean: should I rinse it?

Me:

[not all geminis @notallgeminis]

my enemies this week:
- fucking BECCA from PEN15
- justin tuinstra, evil new york dater
- the scarf that jennifer connelly wore to the 2002 oscars

[jill @jellarchibold]

“Weed is going to be legal in New York soon. Will you be vaping?”
- my mother

[jill @jellarchibold]

@LaurelWhalen This tweet just took me back to that too holy shit

[jill @jellarchibold]

Now I can finally get the ~lewk~ I want thnx google

[jill @jellarchibold]

@mjordannn Is everything ok

[krezz @TubbyAsian]

My Slytherin traits:
Resourceful
Ambitious
Unhinging my jaw to consume my prey
Determination

[jill @jellarchibold]

Does consistent dabbing cause vertigo? Asking for a friend