Dave Ellicott

[Balderdash @notDcfcBoss]

Remembering Diego Armando Maradona at this moment.

[Dr Adam Rutherford @AdamRutherford]

Ignore all the noise of this hellsite and blast this glorious symphony into your head!

[Dave Ellicott @jellb0y]

@gigsandtours @Rockstarriffs @thekillers @gloaurora I was there & everytime he (Billy, not Brandon!) subsequently appeared on the big screen after being cleaned-up, he got a massive cheer #GoBilly

[Dave Ellicott @jellb0y]

@ACIDJAZZRECS Norbert Fishfinger

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

https://t.co/X3OJdLgRVu

[Tarrant @la_tarrant]

@PhilFoden come get ya cat out me gaff lad

[Dave Ellicott @jellb0y]

@Baddiel That’s a swollen weenus, rather than testicle 😜

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Laying cable: the excretion of lengths.

Lying cable: when the phone cord in the mirror is from a different picture after your £100,000 tax-payer funded photographer has finished photoshopping your spontaneous chat with Joe Biden.

[Dave Ellicott @jellb0y]

@Johnny_Marr Happy B’(E, A, D, G & E)day & if you need a drummer, give me a shout 🎸🥁

[Dave Ellicott @jellb0y]

@Baddiel Classic sausage ‘breakwater’. In fact, those 3 boys & their bacon frie(nd)s look like they’re shouldering the beans off the plate to save those soft eggs from contamination.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

My thoughts and prayers are with the virus at this difficult time.

[Dave Ellicott @jellb0y]

@prodnose Schnapps?...well, it’s dreadful anyway 🤮

[Dave Ellicott @jellb0y]

@ManchesterMusi4 Jfm

[Dave Ellicott @jellb0y]

@Tim_Burgess Do you DJ at a lot of weddings then, @Tim_Burgess ? 😜

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Retweet for a chance to win.

A custom #TimsTwitterListeningParty Planar 2 Rega turntable (with Planar 3 12mm glass platter).

Rega are giving one away too, check their tweets
Winner picked at random: 10pm (U.K. time) Saturday June 13th. Open to everyone in the world. Good luck!

[Dave Ellicott @jellb0y]

@prodnose Wow, weren’t long arms fashionable in the 70’s...apart from Robert, with his short arms ‘n’ hair. Ahead of his time

[Dave Ellicott @jellb0y]

@BibiLynch Counting Cows, Wangs, The Stereophonies, The Whom, Blandy

[Dave Ellicott @jellb0y]

@BibiLynch Take What, Herman’s Permits, The Hunan League, The Faeces, Filling Joke, Thic

[Dave Ellicott @jellb0y]

@BibiLynch P.L.O., Pimply Red, Spandau Ballot, Nick Weyward, Echo & The Binnymen