James 👻🏉

Going through a midlife crisis one bad decision at a time

[James 👻🏉 @jelliott299]

Check out my new Instagram page for all your bespoke wooden furniture needs #furniture #woodworking #recycledmaterials https://t.co/1D3783v784

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@SgtMajFrench

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Whaddup X,formerly Twitter… i’m back! What have I missed??

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Let’s start with this lot, shall we?

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@_Embo

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@voitechnology had 3 near misses with riders in Northampton today, wouldn’t mind but i was driving a double decker at the time! 😡

[Kerry Daynes - not just a 'tv psychologist' @KerryDaynes]

Another #FakingIt on the way to you tonight at 10pm @QuestRedtv. Until then, here is a Furpy photo to see you through

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@KerryDaynes @QuestRedtv I feel Furpy needs to make an appearance on an episode of #FakingIt Kerry!

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Loving this episode of #FakingIt on @QuestRedtv @KerryDaynes @Prof_DawnArcher @clifflansley

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@Mr_Andrew_Fox

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@jmbush @MilitaryBanter Send a QM round, they are experts at cutting off plugs

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

Night night sweet dreamies

Don't believe what your weaknesses whisper to you.
They don't know the depths of your strength.

#cats #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOnTwitter

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@NNweather Thanks!

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@NNweather morning! Do you know if the roads in Far Cotton have reopened yet please?

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@SteveCaple4 It’s lovely walking around there, feel i need to make a trip there soon

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@therealginfairy Have a great night!

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@therealginfairy Also has milk in which is made by cows who eat grass so even better!

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@therealginfairy Made from coacoa which grows on plants so that’s near enough!

[James 👻🏉 @jelliott299]

@star_welsh @ShellyGeeee @David22460205 @storm_layne @coachmekat @joetracini @ImFinePodcast_ @GemmaSherlock2 @TheReal_MarkN @itstherealjames @JamesConlon_ @JessLievesley @tbingham @JoLehmann_Comms @Aimee33570306 @TheRealFenella @ChrisRobPl @SophieLGranttt @Tee025s Ahhh thanks! I hope you are well x