J. Elliot Yates

4 time jeopardy champion. 1 time Arby's customer.

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

You say only God can judge you, but I say I am the vessel through which His judgment flows.

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

A new bombshell has just entered the villa(ge)

[lady (lauren) jessica @laurenjesholmes]

@jelliotyates wait this is so good

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

@laurenjesholmes Give em the ol Bach tua

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

Go gentle into that good night. We've had enough rage.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

If a woman in a presidential debate said that she had the "concepts of a plan" for national freaking health care... that would be all the news media talked about for a week and it would functionally end her campaign.

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

I, too, officially endorse Kamala Harris for the Presidency.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump on Jan. 6: 'We're Gonna Do That Shit Again'

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

Did the boats write this? Written by Jacob STERN??

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

The boat-ramming killer whales are not our friends. @jdkstern13 on the true meaning of the #orcauprising: https://t.co/hZ1FWheJdY

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

@MarkTaylor @yellowjackets96 Chow and Then

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

@jackhlawson When I was at Zara in Aruba in 2017, they played Robin Bengtson's Constellation Prize. I was gooped.

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

The craziest part of Home Alone is after the police arrest the Wet Bandits they’re like ‘ok go back to being home alone, 8 year old child. Hopefully your parents return one day but you are literally not our problem.’

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

I wonder what year people started knowing what year it is. You know people in 26 weren’t like ‘well here we are in 26’

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

It’s like Elon and the FTX guy made a Brewster’s Millions style bet to see who could lose the most money in 30 days.

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?!?

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

@whatthefritz @joeylavarias @Jeopardamy

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

It's a shame that Kari Lake is such a lunatic because she really does look stunning in her videos.

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

@yannhatchuel fitting

[J. Elliot Yates @jelliotyates]

@eurotrash_97 Proud to have introduced you to Imaani

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

your grandparents destroying the climate and LGBTQ rights on Tuesday