ellie g

simpleton

[ellie g @jellisbeann]

Pro tip: don’t be the fool that says “congratulations” when someone you know has a baby. Instead, impress your friends and prove your intelligence by saying “fetus completus”

[ellie g @jellisbeann]

Me driving on Rock Quarry at night while 5 cars are bumper to bumper tailgating me

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

It’s not very nice out today so I thought this might cheer us up cheers now

[ellie g @jellisbeann]

Me: :(
Bird outside the window: *chirps several times in a row*
Me: :)

[ellie g @jellisbeann]

I’ve done a 180- used to hate on people who posted their music on social media. Now I actively look up what they post and love hearing and sharing new music. 😊

[ellie g @jellisbeann]

Every time I listen to Beck I feel the desire to throw a beanie on and loiter somewhere

[ellie g @jellisbeann]

Need some more people in my life that truly appreciate the delicacy that is the shower beer

[aistar @Aistardice]

@weedhitler

[ellie g @jellisbeann]

Actually me everyday at my science-y job whenever any coworker tells me about their research

[ellie g @jellisbeann]

Coworkers who bring their vegetable garden surplus in to share 🥰🥰🥰

[ellie g @jellisbeann]

@abigailms__ Goooooals!

[ellie g @jellisbeann]

If I get another email containing the words “unprecedented times” I’m going off the grid

[ellie g @jellisbeann]

Deranged hot chip

[saint cignatius @saintcignatius]

my quarantine routine is very simple. i wake up and go insane

[little miss anabolic window @darthmewwww]

Day 4 of quarantine

[ellie g @jellisbeann]

Me in my moms driveway practicing social distancing but still wanting to turn up on spring break

[MU Tiger Pantry @TigerPantry]

For parents, teachers and students who may be working with students who don’t have access to internet: Comcast is offering 2 months free via https://t.co/e9mcZc1xuC. Please share widely with colleagues and students who may need it.

[MSA @MSAmizzou]

Calling all Tigers! Chancellor Cartwright and Vice Provost for Student Affairs Stackman have promised a campus-wide celebration this spring if the Chiefs win the big game on Sunday...BUT - we need 1,839 RETWEETS by the start of the game.

Twitter, do your thing! #GoChiefs!

[Kate Moger @Katemoger17]

When will it stop itching.

[Emily Burris @nutritionemily1]

MU is closed.

[ellie g @jellisbeann]

Just miss his vibe...