so your 20s are like one big humiliation ritual until 27 - 30 where you have to fight suicidal ideation bc after 30 is when life actually starts?! got it.
last night i held the second-ever mask-required covid-conscious show in france. i organized this event all by myself to be able to perform safely, and 130+ people showed up 🤍 to those of you who bought online tickets, the delayed broadcast will be available from july 4th!!
People forget that in 2016 Reddit was synonymous with “Nazi” and, to their credit, they responded by doing the only correct move and nuking every right wing board they could find from orbit.
Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”
Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”
Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”
Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”