Jem

I carried a watermelon

[Jem @jemalygonzalez]

Forever one of my favorite videos https://t.co/ig7QGupcWZ

[Nag Champa Enjoyer @PowellsLeftArm]

my brother, on the topic of these megamanly shirts:

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning
I wish you just enough focus today to excel at what you want
And a little space for daydreaming because we all deserve a lil space for daydreaming

[☻ @chrsdle]

mona lisa trying not to laugh while da vinci painted her https://t.co/vfa3PBjb1x

[Danya @dxxnya]

if he tells you no, use your princess voice, look him in the eyes and suck his fingers. that’s actually how thomas jefferson made the louisiana purchase with napoleon

[Jem @jemalygonzalez]

Benedict cumberbatch. That is all.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Ask your doctor if Lin-Manuel is right for you
(Side effects include f***ing endless twitter notifications, showtunes, hip-hop quotes. Do not take Lin-Manuel on weekends. Tweeting Lin-Manuel the same thing in every reply may lead to blockage/muteage)
❤️ to your g-ma!

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gnight and hello to your wildest greatest dreams
leave any and all of the bulls*** you encountered today out on the stoop
It can’t come in while you’re dreaming, nuh uh, this is your time

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Jenny I was going to refute your comment but as soon as I started typing my son marched by singing “I’ve been eating all the yoooogurt” to the tune of I’ve Been Working On The Railroad

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

The perfect crime doesn't exist.

Me:

[J E N N A @jennawyspy]

99 years is the amount of prison time a doctor in alabama will receive if they perform an abortion

6 months is the amount of prison time you will receive if you rape an unconscious girl next to a dumpster

wake. the fuck. up.

[E @CaaEmmaa]

Bitch I'm sensitive not soft, I'll deck you while I'm crying

[Victoria Macias @Victoria_412]

Share share share. They called my mom and they had my voice and said my name. It’s a TERRIFYING scam going around

[ally @missmayn]

I think Christian moms who abort their 14-year-old LGBT kids from their homes should go to prison for 99 years.