Jen Wilson

Information & ideas! Obscure facts and outrageous ideas a specialty. (Thoughts and views expressed are my own - RTs≠endorsement.)

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@realDonaldTrump Accepted. So when are you leaving?

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@langridgep Have been playing this game at the hospital all week. It’s apparently a really difficult concept for lots of people 🤣

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@7NewsSydney @Sacre88 KFC can’t manage to train their human staff consistently - what makes them think AI is going to solve their problems.

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@DrEmmaBeckett Then you tell a couple of people where to access it. If the worst happens they don’t have to go digging through your stuff in a panic or wondering what you want done. Having had to empty a few people’s houses this kind of info is a blessing.

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@DrEmmaBeckett I saw a great tip posted on the internet a few years back for a “What to do when I die” book. You can get published pretty ones too (search for ‘death planner’. In it you record everything: accounts, contacts, etc., basically all the details that keep your life running. 1/2)

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@TechnicallyRon You just made my day!

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@dks__ @FallMorn @historyinmemes This, moron is what happens when men insist on their marital rights and contraception is not freely available. Not many woman would choose sex so soon after birth. The US is not the only country in the world where this happened. In fact it’s still a major issue in many places.

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

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[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@Tara_E_Carroll @DrEmmaBeckett Breakfast for dinner is the best! You can enjoy it more when you know you don’t have a whole day of stuff ahead of you and can just relax. 👍

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@DrEmmaBeckett So sorry to hear this news Emma. Thinking of you and your family.

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

They might be 'loud leaving' but we all know they are just going to home to continue working because we have the emails to prove it...
Managers use ‘loud leaving’ as work-life balance fix, but it’s not enough | The New Daily https://t.co/McKOUElQdg

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@LousyLibrarian Could it also include a discount voucher for an after work drink? Sometimes just getting through that Saturday shift requires a reward 😂

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@MeanestTA Seriously, if at least one of your UG friends doesn't end up adopted into the family or you into theirs - you did it wrong!

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@DrEmmaBeckett Also frittata - change ingredients for variety - make mini ones in muffin tray, mini meatballs, chicken or pork, with grated veg or diced water chestnut to help lighten the texture. Can also cook the mince mixture and use as filling for ‘hand pies’ with puff pastry (easy to hold)

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@DrEmmaBeckett Remove crust from bread slice, flatten with rolling pin. Lightly butter & place butter side down into muffin tin. Add chopped ham/bacon, grated cheese & spring onion/chives/diced tomato/capsicum etc or not. Bake at 180c until egg is set. Eat hot or cold. Can use bread rolls also

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

This quote from NZHerald abt Prince Andrew not getting money in the Queen's will:
“What’s he meant to do? Go cap in hand to his older brother to keep a roof over his head?”
Um, maybe get a job like the rest of us and stop racking up legal bills? Just a thought... #entitlement

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@DrEmmaBeckett Cheese plait - warm from the oven with butter. Total comfort food that tastes just as good cold the next day (if there’s any left) 😋

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

Here’s a tip to simplify your ‘adjustments’ - it’s not the algorithm that needs adjusting it’s just that no one gives a s**t what you have to say…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Please stay tuned while we make adjustments to the uh .… “algorithm”

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@TheBloggess So glad to hear it’s not just me - really struggling to get anything done this year. Maybe we can blame the comet and when it’s gone we’ll all feel refreshed. As good a plan as I can think of 🤣

[Jen Wilson @jemawi]

@ask_aubry And I thought the flat earth job had some weird ideas…