Jemma C

Web fan. Foodie. Music nerd. She/Her. Views are my own.

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@ask_aubry How convenient… 🙄

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@younghavok @Author2024 @mikawilson777 @ask_aubry Getting a physician willing to perform sterilisation on a woman in her twenties with no prior children is near impossible.

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@ask_aubry I’ve heard that neutering can help stop territorial behaviours…

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@ask_aubry Chappell Roan specifically name-checks Mulholland Drive in Naked in Manhattan ffs.

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@Goldengategirl1 @datingbyblaine Yep, they just think they are ‘supposed to’, which is why they can’t conceive of the other person as a person they will interact with, but merely a collection of lifestyle statements.

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@Macro_Kangaroo @thomsonwithap98 Sounds good, sign me up!

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@TracyRoss72 @Brocklesnitch Yep - tomato + basil + carbs = dinner

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@onelisarose @Brocklesnitch I also support the green goddess salad at Aldi.

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@Brocklesnitch Finally, queen of girl dinners - cheese and crackers.

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@Brocklesnitch Get the cheap shelf gnocchi & whatever veg you want (I like tomatoes + anything that roasts quickly). Toss it on all on a baking tray with some oil/salt/pepper/chilli flakes/fennel seeds (fancy). Bake at 200 until you’re happy with it. Dress it with some lemon/vinegar + cheese.

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@Brocklesnitch Or cheat’s Welsh Rarebit - make a cheese toastie with mustard, douse liberally with Worcestershire sauce while eating.

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@AlpineAddiction @ask_aubry Ah, is that a bare mattress in the foreground? The bedding might be off for its annual decontamination, but my hopes are not high…

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@ask_aubry Imagine finding out that this is how your son talks about you on the internet.

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@ask_aubry Love that the bloke holding the clippers gives the eye a lil’ rub over just to make sure the tiny clippings *really* get in there good. Why wait for the eye damage when you can just give it a head start?

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“I’ve failed to understand a childishly simple metaphor” is a surprisingly popular sentiment online, which I feel like should be more an embarrassing thing to admit.

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@ask_aubry That is some serious unearned ‘main character energy’

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@primer_gray @DarrylLearie @BadMedicalTakes Brilliant

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@itsalwayswenz @BadMedicalTakes To clarify, a ‘real mom’ by the photographer’s estimation

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@itsalwayswenz @BadMedicalTakes Would you have been a ‘real mom’ if either you or the baby hadn’t made it? Feels like there was no way to win in that situation 🙃

What a ridiculous thing for anyone, let alone a birth photographer, to say. I’m so pleased you had a successful birth.

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