Primer Gray

[John Squires 🎃 @FreddyInSpace]

Robert Englund just shared this incredible vintage photograph over on Instagram.

That's Englund in full Freddy Krueger costume at the Texxas Jam ‘87 concert event at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, Texas.

Dream Warriors had come out four months prior.

Freddy was a rockstar.

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

In ways small and large every day, you realize what's happened to Texas is that there are no more Hanks. There's not really any Boomhauers anymore either. Just Bills and Dales. -OS

[Mean Gene @mean_gene_real]

Batman vs The Woker

[Joe Bob Briggs @therealjoebob]

Ted pre-recorded a video of soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines standing in front of the Techwood studios and performing an instrumental version of "Nearer, My God, To Thee," to be aired by CNN at the moment the world ends. That says it all.

[Armando @ArmandoNDK]

This is a good line but it’s wrong. Rumsfeld was qualified he just had terrible policy.

Hegseth is just a drunk.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

American foreign policy is in the toilet, but it was all worth it to...

*checks notes*

...make it harder for people with vision disabilities to read government documents.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Normal people: wow, it really sucks that Trump is destroying the whole East Wing

MAGA: ☝️ well ackschully, in 1948…

Shut the fuck up.

[Primer Gray @primer_gray]

@DevonESawa What's missing? Justification for this display of regret....

[Primer Gray @primer_gray]

@agraybee Used to be you could use ass pennies...
https://t.co/tMqDEMoQXC

[Primer Gray @primer_gray]

@BadMedicalTakes Yes, that way your body converts the tumors into valuable pearls....

[Primer Gray @primer_gray]

10 years ago...

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

There was a weirdly widely used coloring activity book for schoolchildren during Thanksgiving that had you coloring a cornucopia of fruit and stuff. This is why everyone is so fervently remembers it.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I feel like if we wrongly imprison you for 44 fucking years the least we can do is let you stay in the country

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Notice how these people are perfectly fine blasting photos of an underage trans person around the internet to be harassed, but as soon as they’re not trans they’re like “wait, that child deserves privacy.”

They can always tell though, right? 🥴

[Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson]

Our country's two parties are sorted on the wedge issue of "who understood that Portlandia was a painfully accurate comedy" vs. "Who mistakenly thinks Portlandia was a gritty crime drama in the spirit of The Wire." -OS

[Primer Gray @primer_gray]

@IncelDestroyer8 @Chasingharmony1 @stacycay

[Primer Gray @primer_gray]

@BergerWorld @blaireerskine Oh, whoa, whoa, she's a Mussolady...