SamHosier

Well behaved women rarely make history

[SamHosier @jemimacornbread]

@mike_Zollo Your president is a stable genius who is, like, really smart. I don't know why anyone would joke about him??

[SamHosier @jemimacornbread]

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[SamHosier @jemimacornbread]

I'm joining @TMobile and #GivingTuesdayNow to say THANK YOU to our frontline heroes. #FrontlineFirst

[Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers]

People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!"

Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading."

People: "No, not like that."

Earth: "The US stock market is tanking."

People: "Wait..."

Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore."

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME
- Yay I get to work from home
- It would be nice to talk to people
- I hope that pigeon sits in the window today

[Indefinite Lee @LeeBruh_Greene]

Girl they dead

[SamHosier @jemimacornbread]

Seriously the worst fucking storyline they could have chosen

[Greys Quotes @GreysAnatomyHD]

#GreysAnatomy

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

funny how no one is sold out of essential oils

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

If you're in a high risk group -- 60+, immune compromised, other pre-existing conditions and comorbitidies -- self-isolate and immediately contact your physician.

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

To the people who have bought 27 bottles of soap leaving none on the shop shelves for others, you do realise that to stop getting coronavirus, you need other people to wash their hands too, you great thundering walloper.

[Grey's Anatomy @GreysABC]

I am woman. Hear me roar. Here’s to all of the incredible women around the globe on #InternationalWomensDay. #IWD2020 #GreysAnatomy

[olivia wilde @oliviawilde]

All day every day this.

[Julia Simons @DrJulia_Simons]

Panic buying is a symptom of a dysfunctional society diseased with individualism

To those with litres of soap at home- do you realise that to slow the transmission of COVID-19 you need other people to be cleaning their hands too?!

A fortress of toilet paper will not protect you

[Pantone 294 @Pantone294]

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[SamHosier @jemimacornbread]

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[CNN @CNN]

"This is sweet!" Watch this Amazon delivery driver do a happy dance after a homeowner left out some snacks and a nice note https://t.co/PTAWrM09S7

[Diego @diegxrubixe]

Used to sneak out my house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go to my house

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Holy shit. I just remembered I was in Twilight.