Jemin Doshi

Football | Books | Dogs | Rahul Dravid | Man Utd | Gamer | Serial retweeter |

[B @utdbrxy]

Cape Verde went to war with Spain, Uruguay and Argentina in their first World Cup. We will make sure history remembers this run

[Primzy @lovyPrimzy1]

A few years later, I found out a single father in the building was behind on rent.

I paid it anonymously.

Not because I owed anyone.

Because someone had once shown me grace when I needed it.

When my landlord retired, a group of tenants threw him a party.

Someone asked him whether he regretted all the people who had taken advantage of his rule.

He laughed.

"Of course some people took advantage."

"That's the price of trusting people."

Then he said something that split the room.

"I'd rather be fooled by a few selfish people than become the kind of person who refuses to help everyone."

To this day, the tenants who lived in that building still argue about his rule.

Some believe generosity without conditions only encourages bad behavior.

Others believe that grace only means something when it's given without first deciding who deserves it.

I still don't know which side is right.

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

Back-to-back pages in the newspaper, to celebrate back-to-back wins... Peak detailing.

[Simi_Garewal @Simi_Garewal]

In a Telangana town, a bull comes to a dosa stall each morning for a snack.
The stall owner, the bull's friend, makes him two dosas with no-spice potato masala. The bull waits patiently until they are done.
After he fan cools the dosas he feeds them to his friend.
This routine has been on for years.

[Chris Adams @Talvoti]

@FutureFantasy5 “Now this is Fantasy! A classic good vs evil story in a refreshing new voice… fast-paced, gritty, and cinematic.” — NetGalley Reviewer on Sword of Vengeance

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[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

our lawyers will be in touch

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

I read a sign in Gujarati on a shop, which said "J Rocks"

I spent the next half hour trying to figure what or who J was

And then I asked the shopkeeper , it was "Xerox"

😇😣🤣😫

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Kids: Koffee with Karan.
Adults: Chai pe Charcha.
Legends: Melody with Meloni.

[The Oxford Comma @RealOxfordComma]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a list in possession of three or more items is in want of an Oxford comma.

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Schrödinger: Nice.

[Jemin Doshi @jemindoshi]

@ManUtd Jemin 07

[Tiger @tigertwting]

atleast blur my kids faces??

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

This had me in tears 😭😂

[. @Fimiye]

One day we’re gonna have to watch an ad before they let us answer the phone.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Piramisu

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

This is the best opening paragraph of any textbook I’ve ever read.

As a bonus it makes for a terrific start for a horror plot.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

If you are ever in fear of being eaten by a bear, just lay on the ground for 5 seconds.

The "5 second rule" for food on the ground will apply and he cannot eat you.

Follow me for more Outdoor camping hacks!

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

The irony

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Whoever sold my grandmother this “drone”.

Fuck you,