benevolent tyrant

that’s right, it goes in the square hole

[benevolent tyrant @jen_nap]

Am I playing the game or am I completely ignoring the plot for the fishing mini game?

[lu @hilosfemi2]

thinking a man doesnt watch porn is like thinking the stripper loves you btw

[holytuesday ☘︎ @givemetuesday]

Ughhhhh I want to have a prolonged incredibly flirty yet strictly platonic friendship this summer why does no one do that anymore

[benevolent tyrant @jen_nap]

I’m gonna wear this 10 year old bikini till it falls apart, anything to avoid the torture of swimsuit shopping.

[benevolent tyrant @jen_nap]

Letting my legs see the sun today as a treat, but the chub rub is making me regret.

[Milu @dollisheart]

In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure

[princess @x6769420]

i would totally have a threesome but all the attention has to be on me

[benevolent tyrant @jen_nap]

Idk if I have it in me to looksmaxxx for the next 72 hours, but if I don’t mog someone else will.

[x__x @bpdsins]

my dream relationship is one where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[AYANE @aazerothh]

WUTAI
2027 vs 1997

[benevolent tyrant @jen_nap]

I’m feeling like mother Theresa because I experienced empathy for an incel. Not all incels; that incel is actually a close personally friend of mine.

[valentine @valawakened]

Schrödinger’s flirting…I’m not flirting with you unless you want me to be. And if you don’t, then obviously I was joking the entire time. The intentions exist in a quantum state you’ll never fully decode.

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

the most feminine thing you can do is become difficult to control and deeply unimpressed.

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I didn’t respect authority figures

[Mo @fruitpibble]

lets do something crazy like forgive ourselves

[taha @KhanStopMe]

life is romantic for those with eyes to see

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Telling my cat where I’m going and when I’ll be back so she doesn’t worry

[benevolent tyrant @jen_nap]

I’m at a weird stage in my life where people either think I’m in high school or a mother. I’m something evil and more sinister.

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

feminine anger is demonized because it is generative. it is not destructive by nature, it is clarifying. sobering. transmutative. a woman who knows how to hold her rage without suppressing it has access to one of the most potent creative and protective forces available to her.

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately: