Joe Hoffman

He/Him

Really bizarre, but incredibly wonderful.

[Marty Quinn @mquinnjr]

@PhillyFanLife Recommending Wawa as an introduction to cheesesteaks for a visitor should be a jailable offense.

[Friendly Neighborhood Butlerian @TheOneButlerian]

Yup. Outsourcing your control and decision making to a Slop Slot Machine is why AI doesn’t make sense in the Arts. Whatever it spits out, you can’t explain why you “chose” that detail, because you didn’t choose anything.

[Daniel but sports @throwing_daniel]

We lose and its boring. The Mets lose and its always the funniest shit I ever seen

[Joe Hoffman @nightbat84]

A touch of the 'cism, if you will.

[viviana 🫀 @chipilonita]

white ppl be like “no i don’t have the math autism, i have the racism autism”

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

to prove you’re worthy of the great country of New Jersey

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

sometimes I just wanna escape the world *logs onto club penguin*

[harvey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔻 (quit) @timdrakestits]

detective comics

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

I went to the Yung Ho Cafe and everybody knew you

[danny ッ @yourfavtwtuser]

the wave of sadness hitting you in public is top 5 humbling feeling

[Joe Hoffman @nightbat84]

@shoplottiess @brokendreams160 Just as a sad fun fact, the history of Madison Square Garden actually starts kind of bleakly, with the demolition of the original above-ground Penn Station, which had beautiful architecture. That loss, in turn, led to the creation of the NYC Landmarks Preservation Commission.

[Joe Hoffman @nightbat84]

@dancintilldead Well, you know, stranger things have happened.

[Joe Hoffman @nightbat84]

Forgive me, but there's no better way to say this:

I am so horny for the Wuthering Heights trailers and I will be sat on Valentine's Day.

[em @tatshulk]

big day for annoying people (me)
#criticalrole #TaylorSwift

[FINAL FANTASY VII @finalfantasyvii]

The Life of a Showgirl

[New Jersey @NJGov]

The Life of a Jersey girl

[Caitlin Clark @CaitlinClark22]

Are we sure YouTube isn’t going to crash tonight? 😅

[Andrea @flowersshaze]

Barbie has a great day everyday, but Ken only has a good day if Barbie looks at him

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

Sorry, I’m not free tonight. I have to watch a sports podcast to learn more about Taylor Swift’s new album.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The keyhole on the orange lock that appeared on Taylor Swift’s website is the same shape as the Eras Tour stage.