jena

god’s favorite mistake

[chase @_chase_____]

middle names are so funny. it’s like ok what if we gave this baby a second worse name that’s a little bit of a secret ?? and it kind of has to be marie

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When I say I have that dog in me, this is what I mean

[jena @jenaortofu]

@MillerTymeTweet Worse, teenagers

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The moment schools are out for summer Cupertino becomes hell on earth

[jena @jenaortofu]

It’s incredible how much I don’t give a fuck about Taylor swift

[jena @jenaortofu]

Live life with no regrets!
Except for the regret that I never dressed up as Brett Michaels for Halloween while my hair was light enough to pull it off

[jena @jenaortofu]

I lit candles in my room an hour ago so it would smell good, but I just realized I’m too congested to smell anything

[jena @jenaortofu]

cake boss kate moss

[jena @jenaortofu]

Is chipotle just for boys? I never see any girl customers when I’m in there

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If I’m texting a friend, and I know they have a pet. Im gonna need pet pictures everytime

[jena @jenaortofu]

@Zfeiff You are holding a beer in your profile picture 😂

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Half way through dry January!

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@Zfeiff He’s the mastermind that taught me everything I know about relaxing

[jena @jenaortofu]

Relaxing super hard rn, gotta make up for two days of rest in one day. Relaxing this extremely is not for the week

[jena @jenaortofu]

@nuocmam69 You put the beans ON the toast. Hope this helps

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I can’t listen to Malibu by Kim Petra’s without thinking about Richard stink #mbmbam

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@nattalydread It’s facts tho

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The worst thing someone can say at the gym is to answer the phone and say “yeah I can talk now” while on the treadmill next to you

[jena @jenaortofu]

Sleepy time tea will be very in for 2023