Jen Armitage

I primarily retweet funny things or interesting points on issues that I am passionate about. I'm unoriginal but I care.

[Jen Armitage @JenArmitage]

Hey look @BrianArmitage

[Caltrans HQ @CaltransHQ]

Sept. 20 – 24 is National Roundabout Week! How are roundabouts different? Several reasons: roundabouts promote lower speeds, reduce conflicts, improve operations, reduce greenhouse gases and are safer for all. https://t.co/iRt9aLLDUV #SaferAlternatives #RoundaboutsWeek

[Brian Armitage @BrianArmitage]

“I might need to give you a bunny boot camp.” —my son (@roborocktiger), after my wife (@JenArmitage) accidentally punched a rabbit to death in Minecraft after trying to feed it

[Jen Armitage @JenArmitage]

I couldn't figure out how to do something with the @CalDMV but killed a mosquito in one clap, so now I feel like I rule the world, just can't drive in it.

[Jen Armitage @JenArmitage]

The leftovers tho...

[Sacramento Police Department @SacPolice]

💡We don’t know who needs to hear this but ...
Its 9PM..
✅ Lock up those leftovers (like for reals- put them away)
✅ Lock those doors/windows
✅ Make sure you didn’t leave any valuables in your car
That is all.

[Brian Armitage @BrianArmitage]

My daughter saw @smartereveryday's supersonic baseball cannon videos, then got to work crafting a paper version. Work in progress.

[Brian Armitage @BrianArmitage]

As always, we should listen to Bob.

[Alicia T. Crosby (she/her) @aliciatcrosby]

I really can't shake how profoundly evil it is to tear gas folks protesting the suffocation of a man by the police during a pandemic driven by a respiratory disease.

[Jen Armitage @JenArmitage]

@BrianArmitage @LennyWooley @voodoorusty I love this and them!

[Jen Armitage @JenArmitage]

@BrianArmitage Saw this on Conners fb page. Kind of explains the problem.

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

I'm not crying you are.

A taxi driver in Spain who has taken patients to the hospital, free of charge, got a call to pickup a patient from the hospital.

When he arrived, doctors and nurses surprised him with a standing ovation, plus an envelope of money.

[Jen Armitage @JenArmitage]

Can we finally have paparazzi be arrested for being to close to people or in groups because of #COVID19 ? I mean we don't outlaw it for safety or privacy but maybe we could slip it into some #COVID19 legislation at least.

[✨SAW BTS IN VEGAS✨ @aimeecurameng]

Holy shit. “Boy band” was created the year I was born. IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

[Jen Armitage @JenArmitage]

@BrianArmitage The resource must be a bad one if they feel that way after telling you how to do it. If it was a worthwhile resource it would tell you how to do it in a way that doesn’t make you crazy

[Jen Armitage @JenArmitage]

@AbiBattenfield Do it. I got blue too. Come on over.

[Jen Armitage @JenArmitage]

This is actually a brilliant question...and sunglasses and a notepad

[Matt Wallace is Updates Only @MattFnWallace]

If you were an action figure what accessories would you come with?

[Jen Armitage @JenArmitage]

This is the best

[Ben @bnegan7]

A video you never thought you needed til now. Aristocats v Lizzo. 🙌🏻

[Jen Armitage @JenArmitage]

@aimeecurameng We were hosting an outside giant fundraiser in Davis last night. The evacuation made it exciting

[Jerk @Mhmm_ok_sure]

15: Mommy, what if they aren’t stars?

Me: Huh?

15: What if they’re holes poked in the top so we can breathe.

Me: Fuuuuuck.

[Jen Armitage @JenArmitage]

I just entered to win a @MyFavMurder-filled weekend in Santa Barbara 🌴Stay sexy and join me! https://t.co/5rcioFar68

[Jen Armitage @JenArmitage]

@aimeecurameng @Target @AskTarget I had that issue twice and I've only ordered three times from them so I dont order online from Target anymore. It's a waste of time.