jenska

he who falls asleep with itchy bum, will wake up with smelly finger

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[ROBYNA 👽 @socoolrobyna]

The shining if jack Torrance was on edtwt:

[jenska @jenboi]

wee barry big baws

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Don’t remember asking Santa for NUROVIRUS bumbaclart LG x

[keegan @FranziaMom]

one of the great tweets of the 2010s

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Back in my day when you saved a document it would go a main folder called documents and you knew where it was because it was in the folder called documents

[lev (sumer is icumen in) @abookofsymbols]

one of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say “let me put the kettle on” and stuff like that

[jenska @jenboi]

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[Reform UK @reformparty_uk]

Nearly 1 in 3 schoolchildren in Glasgow do not speak English as their first language.

This is not diversity. This is culture smashing.

Reform UK will make this a big issue in our campaign. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

[g @34rths]

Dear diary I have to lock in tomorrow and fix Everything and do everything

[jenska @jenboi]

i have no words #SpotifyWrapped

[Aidan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Aidan_csc]

“This is our culture”

This is a culture that you suppressed for centuries. Anyone voting for these fascist clowns needs their head checked.

[໊ @meishato]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 9 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[James @takeopaul]

Just spent my money on something i needed

[Nabibi🐝 @lolajaey]

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5.
I recommend not being born.

[jenska @jenboi]

@RadTradPapist you’re clan fuckin nothin mate, any scottish person seeing this video would know that knife crime and violence in youths is a massive issue here. these girls are a part of that. but you wouldn’t know because you’re some walloper from the USA cosplaying as chieftain of the clan

[Jamie @AVJamie1]

his big day tomorrow