Jennifer Boyes

I'm a real housewife who plays pretend all day. Midwestern to the core. Married to a Video Game nerd.

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

I love my hubby @amboyes to bits, but he’s kind of embarrassing..... I came out of the fro-yo shop at a stop on the way to MI and he and Parker are playing @oculus Quest in the Tesla Charging area! 😂🙄🤪

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@ZaleskiLuke @atrupar He’s an 80’s NYC mobster. Or at least his mind is still stuck there.

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@pmjohnson @jonfavs This legit made me tear up.

[Robert Welch II @WelchRobII]

GW Bush threw away Bill Clinton’s anti terrorists strategy and demoted Counterterrorism Czar
Richard E Clark

We got September 11th

Donald Trump threw away Barack Obama’s pandemic plan and fired the pandemic response team.

We got Covid_19.

Really, stop voting Republican.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

So Walz-pilled from this speech

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@svershbow @brittanyfyffe Ditto, Chicago.

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@mulaney 🥲

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@NoShoesMon @egavactip This just gave me a good giggle, thanks!

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@pap3rw8 @CheapoCrappy This makes my brain hurt. 🤪

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@SkeletonSaint @AVindman Perfectly said. 💯

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@ryanjamesboyle @saltysuburban29 In Glencoe, agree 💯

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@paulisci Just ordered a copy! I’ve absolutely loved your threads here on twitter- happy to support your work! 📖

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@ZackBornstein I go to $25 to get the intelligent curated feed (with a few “keep my enemies closer” follows) I used to have. Gah! 🙏🏻🧘‍♀️

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@ZackBornstein

[emily may @emilykmay]

I feel like female contribution to the family can be summed up in the simple fact that mothers could absolutely never have a “secret second family.”

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@themamacav @TVietor08 Love this! I’m in between, so completely empathic to both sides of the spectrum w/a 12 & 13yo!

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@andrea_s_bitar @TVietor08 Solid advice! Always better for both adult and infant!

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@shashonna000 @Maurici0gar @HalinaChodz @krassenstein You have me cackling with “Uno reverse” thank you for the laugh! (From one GenX mom to another!🙌🏻)

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@TomTheGamerBro @KristinaMathews @JoJoFromJerz When children are in lockdown in a classroom without an en-suite bathroom, it is there for them so they don’t pee or poop their pants. Hiding and trying to survive unfortunately doesn’t include a bathroom break.

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

I’m sure this is exactly what the Founding Fathers had in mind when enshrining our right to bear arms.🙄 The unintended consequences of preserving an unregulated 2A on a national level are too great a price and have been for far too long. 😢

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

A survivor of the Sandy Hook School mass shooting in 2012 is a student at Michigan State University: “I am 21-years-old and this is the second mass shooting I’ve lived through. We can no longer allow this to happen. We can no longer be complacent.”

[Jennifer Boyes @jenboyes]

@miaprovenzano We choose to live like this and have for decades. Zero surprises, it will happen again and again and again until America decides not to be a gun: