Jen McManus

it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

[alli @sonofalli]

there should be a separate TSA line for people who are apparently experiencing their first day on earth

[Jen McManus @jengilb]

Yes

[John @JohnMUFC18]

You are offered $10 million dollars to never watch/listen to another #NFL game again! Are you taking the money?

[David Nichols @davidnichols_]

1 Player missing = “They are a completely different team”

25 Players missing = “I can’t believe this is the SAME team they thought should be in the Playoffs”

[Jen McManus @jengilb]

@Saints @demario__davis Incredible testimony — thank you for sharing 🩷

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

"I didn't ask for my daughter to make it through, I'm asking that she's better than before... God gave me just what I was asking for plus some. I was blown away."

Demario Davis tells a beautiful story about his faith and family 💛

[Pendulum Therapeutics @Pendulum_Co]

We’re honored to announce that we’ve been chosen as one of @Forbes #NextBillionDollarStartups of 2023. Thank you to our investors, partners, and customers–together, we’re pioneering microbiome science as a foundation of health.

https://t.co/Et2lKpDmtD

[Jen McManus @jengilb]

@clocandela Annie content only forever plz

[Jen McManus @jengilb]

I must say how unenjoyable this broadcast is with the airplane(s) constantly in the background 😓 @usopengolf @nbc

[Jen McManus @jengilb]

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[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The earth is burning, democracy is crumbling, I have lived through a minimum of 3 “unprecedented” events and you’re trying to tell me I should “save for retirement” instead of buying TRINKETS?!

[Jen McManus @jengilb]

@tomsorrells Did updates switch to 10 and 4? I thought they were 11 and 5!? 🤯

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

What's the difference between black
eyed peas and chickpeas?

Black eyed peas can sing us a song while chickpeas can only hummus one.

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Being a sleepy person with a busy life is so hard

[Jen McManus @jengilb]

#neverforget @kermit

[FSU Football @FSUFootball]

BENSON TAKES THE OPENING KICKOFF 93 YARDS FOR A TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the first kickoff return for a TD since THE return in 2013.

Q1: 14:47 BC 0 | FSU 7
#NoleFamily | #KeepCLIMBing

[Fees_Talktime☕️🍹🍷🥃🍸 @FeesTalktime__]

Just watched the first episode of season 2 of the Kardashians, and I just feel like even if you don't like them...if you could sit there and watch that episode without getting alil teary eyed you can't possibly have a heart #TheKardashians

[Jen McManus @jengilb]

Gut-wrenching episode, but hands down the best episode in the 20+ seasons! All hail kween Khloe.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

This is a really tough episode to watch I’ve cried every time I’ve seen it.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

10-year-old: Who's going to be the new queen?

Me: They have a king now.

10: Well, that's a bad idea.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What does Jeff Bezos do every night before bed?

He puts his pajamazon.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What pronouns does chocolate use?

Her/she.

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

I would be sooooo good at not having a job ... like okay this week im going to make strawberry rhubarb pie next week we're working on our posture