Jennifer Hernandez

Smartass baker and amuser of self. Pastry chef by trade, smart ass by choice. #Brooklynbornandraised Follow me on IG @labakerista

[Jennifer Hernandez @jenh718]

Obviously the most handsome cat ever. But still not sexy.

[Rep. Zooey Zephyr @ZoAndBehold]

I have been informed that during tomorrow’s floor session there will be a motion to either censure or expel me.

I've also been told I'll get a chance to speak. I will do as I have always done—rise on behalf of my constituents, in defense of my community, & for democracy itself.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Bed Bath & Beyond has filed for bankruptcy shortly after spending $1B in stock buybacks & cash payments to shareholders. Employees of 20 years got 0 notice & $0 severance.

It wasn't inflation. It wasn't labor cost. It is 100% corporate greed.

Tax billionaires. Unionize workers.

[Alex Konrad @alexrkonrad]

Twitter committed about $20M to back Black, Latinx and women VC fund managers after the murder of George Floyd.

Under Elon Musk, it's now trying to quietly sell those stakes -- while not wiring the leftover millions it promised.

My story in @forbes:
https://t.co/STNW6vTWvL

[Paul Waldman @paulwaldman1]

Though I have been analyzing politics for a long time, I have to admit I did not see "Republicans embark on nationwide project to bring back child labor" coming

https://t.co/GEYHUbNEqr

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, Dominion has 7,021 exhibits in their case against Fox News. you read that right: 7,021 examples of Fox News lying their fucking faces off. seven THOUSAND and twenty one. Fox News is fuuuuuuucked. pass the popcorn

[Eugene Vindman @YVindman]

She is to aged and infirm & needs to go. Thank you for your service.

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

There’s a ludicrous double standard, where Dems actively refuse to hold Republicans accountable to the same standard they hold themselves to, for fear of looking partisan. But their efforts to look nonpartisan end up operating as unilateral disarmament in face of GOP corruption.

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

If Kagan had been caught taking secret yacht vacations from George Soros every single Republican in the country would have called for her resignation before noon and Democrats would be leading the charge on a sweeping ethics investigation

[🌱 stick 🌱 @briggityboppity]

elon musk fired a guy with like a $100 million termination contract, fired him because he was disabled, ridiculed and publicly disclosed info about his disability

its going to turn into like 5 different massive easy lawsuits & elon fans still act like hes playing 12d chess

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Let me see if I have this straight.

Elon Musk fires a dude who's owed $100 million if he gets fired. In the process of firing him, Elon revealed and insulted the man's private medical condition, exposing Twitter to a simply massive lawsuit.

And people still think he's a genius.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, Donald Trump's tax cuts for the obscenely wealthy are responsible for a QUARTER OF OUR NATION'S ENTIRE DEBT and Republicans want to cut YOUR social security to pay for it, and that's what this debt ceiling bullshit is all about. fucking unacceptable

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

If Republicans hadn’t spent nearly $2 trillion on the Trump tax cuts, and if they hadn’t made it easier for rich people to cheat on their taxes, the U.S. wouldn’t need a debt ceiling increase this year. Or next year.

[Colin Kaepernick @Kaepernick7]

A true crime thriller we made set in Kevin McCarthy’s district.

The highest homicide rate ✅

The most crime. ✅

The most police executions. ✅

Welcome to Killing County.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SHIT, my man Rep. Hakeem Jeffries actually schooled these fools alphabetically!👏👏👏

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[B Graham Disciple @bgrahamdisciple]

My son, who is a software engineer, just told me that people who know software just had their Elon Musk realization.

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

This is pretty interesting https://t.co/5fMZgZzsTd

[Extra Strength Tylenol 🏴‍☠️ @MissesDread]

Fuck thoughts and prayers.

Stop aiding and abetting violent Nazis. Start shunning people in your life who don't condemn them. At some point, a society has to take a stand and say No, this is unacceptable.

[Kevin Gromley 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @KevinGromley]

@Paultx890 @RexChapman Hunter Biden, while working in his father’s administration, made between $172 M and $640 M in outside income, putting none of his assets in a blind trust.

Oh, wait, that was Ivanka and Jared.

https://t.co/8IVS2LR0If