Jenif

I was born on Jesus' birthday. Jesus wasn't. That makes me the son of God right?

[Jenif @jeniflang]

@ion8leakproof hey my kid managed to lose a tiny rubber piece off the lid and I wondered if I could buy a replacement? It leaks without it and I really don’t want to buy a whole new lid!

[Jenif @jeniflang]

@LeapFrog @clarkey_laura Thanks for the offer. I solved it by switching to US mode. Could be worth adding to the FAQs if your child’s name is more popular somewhere else...

[Jenif @jeniflang]

@LeapFrog @clarkey_laura Is there any way to search the names available in other countries? My daughter’s name might be more common in the US (than UK).

[Jenif @jeniflang]

@Chriatie16 Just seen this. That’s 100% just two Adam Drivers! 😂😂😂

[Jenif @jeniflang]

@DMReporter I don't know how you read all this. No wonder you needed a break!

[Jenif @jeniflang]

MSM is going to have to start questioning @theresa_may like they do Trump. Ask 1 simple question, if unanswered ask again #reshuffle #GE2017

[Jenif @jeniflang]

@SkyNews @BethRigby Terrible question, did they want an answer to why Gove or a reaction to Dead Woman Walking?

[Jenif @jeniflang]

"Oh Boris! I love Boris he's so funny, I don't like the tories but I'd vote for him hahaha!" #visions #secondelectionworries

[Police Community @PolComForum]

Dear Theresa, it's not the number of MPs that counts it's how you use them. You have to do more with less that's all 😂👏👍

[Robin Flavell @RobinFlavell]

New cockney rhyming slang "Field of wheat = abject defeat".

[Claire Phipps @Claire_Phipps]

To be fair, given the quizzing of Tim Farron, we should check whether the 10 DUP MPs about to prop up Theresa May think gay sex is a sin

[Jenif @jeniflang]

Imagine the Conservatives plus pro life minus LGBT rights #GE2017 #coalition #DUP #fuck

[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

Theresa May's latest u-turn is that she doesn't think this anymore. https://t.co/XfX0Z9VYdT

[Jenif @jeniflang]

Noooo Richmond! 45 votes in it and over 100 illegible ballot papers. #GE2017

[Jenif @jeniflang]

Suddenly we all want to know everything about the DUP #GE2017 #Coalition

[Jenif @jeniflang]

What's the point of Theresa May resigning? Next head same as the last head. Hollow victory.

[Jenif @jeniflang]

Right shall we try this again next Thurs. And this time can Scotland have a long hard think first! #GE2017

[Jenif @jeniflang]

Swing vote! Swing vote! #BluetoRed #GE2017 #WarwickLeamington