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[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If Amazon is charging me to rent a 20-year-old movie while I’m already paying for Prime, we should just reopen Blockbuster. I’d rather hand my money to an employee who can judge my life choices to my face.

[kev 🍓 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @ayoitskevv_]

how netflix feels after helping you spell the movie they don’t have

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

I need someone who knows nothing about me to observe me for like 30 days and then come up with an analysis on what kind of person l am

[j🧚🏼🌸🫧 @jenmp_]

brussel sprouts

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

What’s the food you hated your whole life then randomly woke up one day mature enough to eat?

I’ll go first: Avocados 🥑

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

It’s a privilege to experience me. as a friend, lover and everything in between.

[Evelyn @EvelyndefnotEve]

& As a man, your job is to make sure I don’t need another man for anything

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me coming out my shy phase when that liquor kicks in

[♱ @bltdoja]

Me when im trying to end the conversation and they keep going.

[a @axmz_]

You don’t realise how young 22 is until you’re no longer 22 anymore and haven’t been for such a long time

[kb @crownmora]

niggas be so fun to be around for 6 minutes

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Me pretending to be busy the last hour of work

[7rq @gloccnim]

when I'm trying to take a nap but the nap ain't trying to take me

[HoopHer @HoopHerSpeaks]

I love Paige 🤣

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[𝓝. 𖤐🧸 @luvblessingz]

I asked my coworker whats wrong because she seemed so off & she said "I'm tired of pretending I like you guys" and honestly? Same.

[angel🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

u cant even have a ugly man to yourself trust me ive tried,they're even worse

[deandrea ✨ @deannichole_]

I love when people say “hold on” so I can hang up 😭🤙🏽

[🪩 @bambinasalina]

having a backbone comes with the title of being “weird” and a “bitch” I’ve already accepted my fate