jm

I mean I could but why would I want to

[arent there happy B!TES songs? @lenasabrewing]

The best trait of humanity is our willingness to, without prior coaching, just act like the muppets are independently sentient entertainment professionals

[Django Gold @django]

people in front of you in line love being like, “and what is a ‘bagel?’”

[bobby @bobby]

when you're on vacation and you come back from the beach with a slight sunburn like you feel it but it doesn't hurt really and you shower and get dressed up "vacation formal" so you can go out to a kind of good but not amazing italian restaurant. that's a top 10 human experience.

[Ronnie Fieg @RonnieFieg]

Jerry Seinfeld for Kith Fall 2022

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Finished watching Episode 7 of @TheBearFX and immediately watched it again and now I’m watching it for a 3rd time. Holy SHIT how did they pull this off?

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Alexis “Bring Back Bunheads” Wilson @sassyblackdiva]

Love to swing a kitchen towel over my shoulder while I’m cooking and pretend I work in a small town diner slinging the best hash browns you’ve ever had

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

can’t really explain it but elon buying twitter is huge jimmy pesto energy

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Something takes over me when I listen to Misery Business.

[jm @jenn_a_m]

#BestBarChamps

[Champs Downtown @ChampsPennState]

#BestBarChamps 😎

[Allie Gross @Allie_Elisabeth]

McClaren Hospital where Oxford community is gathered to support the family of Justin Shillings, one of the four teens killed this week. Justin is an organ donor and the crowd is here so that when his body is moved for surgery his family can look down and see the love and support

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Girls don’t like boys girls like those bowls that aren’t quite bowls but aren’t quite plates that are really good for pasta

[Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas]

WELCOME LEO SEASON! DEMAND BETTER LIGHTING! DENY YOUR AUDIENCE NOTHING! BE ADORABLE AS AN EXTREME SPORT! BE 4 HRS LATE BECAUSE GREAT WORKS OF ART TAKE TIME AND YOU ARE YOUR FAVORITE CANVAS! BELT OUT YOUR FAVORITE TUNES TO ANYONE TRAPPED IN A CAR WITH YOU! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!

[New Jersey @NJGov]

deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (at d'jais)

[jm @jenn_a_m]

@kevinrmcelwee it was a tiktok that I didn’t save but I’ll try and search!!

[jm @jenn_a_m]

@kevinrmcelwee the princess protection program

[bri @bribrisimps]

amy winehouse was right, what kind of fuckery is this