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good intentions, bad knees

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

This dog would’ve been the perfect model for Picasso

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

I will not be watching The Odyssey due to its casting choices. Some of my closest friends are actors who are actual cyclops and would’ve been perfect for the movie but “woke Hollywood” chose to use a puppet instead of them just bc they’re Republican

[Raising Cane's @raisingcanes]

.@adrienbrody unveiled his latest piece, “Cane’s Anthem,” for @ToddGraves on the 3rd anniversary of Raising Cane’s Global Flagship in Times Square.

“Cane’s Anthem is a vibrant mixed-media collage that was born from admiration and respect for my friend Todd Graves the Owner and Founder of Raising Cane’s. . . the work echoes the grit, perseverance, and entrepreneurial spirit that defines Graves’s journey, the spirit of NYC and an urban aesthetic that has always spoken to me growing up here” - Adrien Brody

https://t.co/dgk6zPqcbB

[Sam Tuero 🇩🇴 @Sam_Tuero]

This is how I'm walking up to the ticket attendant at 6:30 AM on Friday for the Odyssey.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

On our way to Nashville. Sorry for the lack of updates today, but one of us got a fever. We didn’t drive very far and decided to spend the day at the hotel.

We just walked over to Publix to try the sandwiches everyone kept recommending. We weren’t sure which sub it was. At first we got the Publix Sub because we thought that had to be it since it’s named after the store. Then we noticed the Chicken Tenders Sub had a “Customer Favorite” sign above it, so we got that one too.

[P @theogpooh]

We in a dookiedemic and I don’t see toilet paper flying off the shelves like during Covid???

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

This was literally the week I was going to start eating more lettuce

[McNasty @McNasty]

hantavirus son or lettuce diarrhea daughter

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

I painted a happy ending to the bison story

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

We should have granted him immediate citizenship on the grounds that he bought that raccoon alone

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Erling Haaland has returned to Norway, and it looks like he brought home a $750 Whiskey Raccoon from Wild Bill's Western Store in Dallas, Texas. What an authentic piece of American culture.

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

I painted the bison launching the guy

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Hello again.

We’re currently in Clemson, South Carolina. I’ve decided to come back here to document the final part of our road trip.

The main reason I deactivated my account two weeks ago was that things became increasingly toxic. For some people, it’s unfortunately unfathomable that a good story can exist without some kind of hidden agenda behind it. There was even a Reddit group going through my entire account trying to find anything they could use to reveal my identity.

I know this was only a small percentage of people, but after a while it became exhausting. During the last two weeks, I received so many kind messages on Instagram, and they really made me realize how many people genuinely enjoyed following the trip. Some people even told me that their grandparents regularly ask them, “What are the Germans up to today?” I think that’s really cool.

I decided to continue because I realized that the overwhelming majority of people loved following along. A small group of very loud people shouldn’t be able to ruin something that brought so many others joy.

I also want to clear something up, as people who follow me on Instagram already know.

I’ve been to the United States before. This is not my first visit, and I’ve never claimed that it was. The last time I was here was in January 2022, when I visited New York and Philadelphia.

A lot of people shared my Raising Cane’s post from November 2025 to make it look like I was secretly American. That post wasn’t from the United States, it was from my trip to Saudi Arabia.

This is my first time back in the U.S. in more than four years, and apart from Boston, I’d never visited any of the places we’ve been to on this trip before. That’s probably why many people assumed it was our first time in America, because for all of these places, it actually was.

And let me tell you, Ohio and Alabama are very different from New York City or Los Angeles.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask.

Thanks for reading.

[Evan @playacathysong]

Harvey Fierstein Mary Todd when

[🏳️‍🌈Mar G-O 🌐🇺🇦 @MariGO2thepolls]

Bringing the woman’s temperance league back but for sports betting

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense to horses but if someone led me to water i would drink to be polite

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

If I got the explosive diarrhea parasite I probably wouldn’t even notice.

[Snoopy @snoopyb047]

Ro! Ro! Ro!🇳🇴🇳🇴