Saw a dude this morning outside Kwik Trip with a breakfast sandwich and a white Monster. He was pouring splashes of the Monster on his sandwich and then taking bites. This motherfucker was Sloppy Steaking his fucking breakfast sandwich with Monster.
It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea
Hello, 9 year olds, I'm your English teacher. This Robert Frost poem is called "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening". It's about a guy that wants to commit suicide but he can't because he has chores to do