Jen

[Jen @jenna_taber]

I need @gushers to make a chip sized bag.

[Jen @jenna_taber]

Original boy - “yeah he’s got like a billion dollars.”

10 mins later I overhear “I’m finna go to a game to see if he’s really real.

Another boy - “he’s got real big hands.”

[Jen @jenna_taber]

Today a boy interrupted my kindergarten class to ask if @KingJames was real.
Me- yes why?
Him - I just wanna know. This boy said he’s not.
Me to other boy- why do you think he’s not real?
2nd boy - bc he’s on my game”
*new lesson starts

[Jen @jenna_taber]

Still can rarely make it through a foo fighters song without tears. They were with me through my most formative years. I still can’t believe Taylor Hawkins is gone. #foofighters #taylorhawkins

[Jen @jenna_taber]

My dumb ass just realized Jenna Ortega is in fact not Jenna Dewan. I have not seen Jenna Dewan enough to realize it wasn’t her so I’ve been sitting here thinking Dewan was Wednesday.

[Jen @jenna_taber]

Ava Coleman has made me and my husband laugh more than any character ever. @AbbottElemABC #AbbottElementary

[Jen @jenna_taber]

I wish my door dasher who left me the message “waitin on frys hun” knew that she is the glue that held me together today🥹 #doordash

[Jen @jenna_taber]

A week ago on my way to work, I was behind a school bus that pulled over, turned lights on, put stop sign up, and stopped traffic for a good 10 seconds before the driver realized they stopped for a scarecrow and I can’t stop thinking about it. Why didn’t any kids say anything lol

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i will avenge u mr van gogh

[Jen @jenna_taber]

That is scary

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A zombie snail

It's been taken over by a parasite controlling its motor functions & eye stalks, mimicking caterpillars. The parasitic worm wants the snail to be eaten by birds, in whose intestines it will reproduce

[read more: https://t.co/wBnf9NqYMJ]
https://t.co/HoGB1nPmN6

[Jen @jenna_taber]

Why am i crying

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Only today I realized rabbits can and do swim

🎥 Chris Clark

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Today I learned that sea urchins naturally use shells as hats to feel safer and camouflage. So some aquarists decided to 3d print tiny hats for them

[Jen @jenna_taber]

@hanzbananzz I am a kindergarten teacher. If he would be one of the younger ones in the grade and you feel he is not ready, holding him back could be super beneficial. You know him best and you also provide him so much experiences and learning activities at home. Go with your gut!

[dave (dave) @rhinotary]

there is currently a man floating down the Missouri River in a pumpkin attempting a 38 mile journey to break the world record

[Jen @jenna_taber]

How much self assurance do you have to have to connect your Spotify to the gym speaker? I could never

[Jen @jenna_taber]

@hanzbananzz Whaaat? You have never posted anything even close to breaking community guidelines. What reasoning do they have!?

[Jen @jenna_taber]

I have been waiting for @MountainDew to come out with a zero sugar or diet code red for years. Is it not possible? I love it but your girl can’t drink 76g of sugar in one day. Literally limit myself to like 2 code reds a year. Can you tell today is my code red day?

[Jen @jenna_taber]

I dig Bruce’s suit tonight. #UFC276

[Jen @jenna_taber]

Sad to see Cerrone retire :( loved watching him.