Jenna Brand

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[Jenna Brand @jennabrand]

We have to work toward editing out 20% of Travis noise from these podcasts.

[Jenna Brand @jennabrand]

I’m on TikTok talking softly about gardening as thequietgardener

[Anna @Anna_Snackz]

saw someone do a cartwheel in the street. imagine sucking so much that someone does a cartwheel in the street when you lose your job

[Jenna Brand @jennabrand]

Gave the kids sparklers and they are chanting “USA!” Thank you @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris for giving us something to celebrate this year! 🇺🇸

[Jenna Brand @jennabrand]

Jesus Christ @gregory_brand they did it again.

[Jenna Brand @jennabrand]

@heyriddleriddle #cluecrew “and you already said banana nut bread pie?” I can’t stop laughing 😂

[feminist next door @emrazz]

It’s Labor Day, so here’s a little thread on emotional labor: work that’s done almost exclusively by women and nearly always goes unnoticed.

And yes, men do all kinds of labor too. Congratulations. My recognizing that here is emotional labor performed on your behalf.

Here we go

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

What is your most depraved habit mine is having 100+ alarms on my phone—turned off—at various times throughout the day (rarely on the hour), and then I pick from that list of alarms which to set.

[Jenna Brand @jennabrand]

Listening to @KarenKilgariff and @GHardstark talk about crying while watching baby turkeys snack @MyFavMurder 🦃

[rob dubbin @robdubbin]

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g —
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

[Jenna Brand @jennabrand]

@zachcurd I know a weird amount of people with fingers on meat (!) i s s u e s

[Jenna Brand @jennabrand]

@zachcurd 😦😦😦😦

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

Sweetie, if you support @realDonaldTrump you’re a racist, too.

[The Baltimore Sun @baltimoresun]

"I know this: Most of us want to believe that we are better than the ugly and unmitigated racism the president has shown through tweets like those of today," writes @davidzurawik https://t.co/dzKKNvU85E

[Brian Grubb @briancgrubb]

current top fears: sharks, rogue waves, tan france catches a two-second glance at my closet, murder clowns

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

DOCTOR: It says here you took 3 years off to "soak in tub" ?
ME: (pleasantly) Yes, due to my agonies.

[Jenna Brand @jennabrand]

History has its eyes on @RepWalberg and the rest of the Republicans who refuse to stand up for our diverse, inclusive country. If only white people say “that’s not racist,” it’s racist. Trust POC

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

House votes to condemn Trump's racist comments targeting four congresswomen of color. Four Republicans and one Independent joined Democrats in favor. https://t.co/DDqXFQhGYW