Lloyd Brand

When that onion ring I’m picking up

[Lloyd Brand @lloydbrand]

45 year old guy boarding the plane in front of me is peeping high school girl instagram accounts #yikes

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Cute. Try this on for size: “Dracula’s outside and he is gonna fuck your butt.”

[ly @tootsietoes22]

stop Calling yourself a bottom you are 14 and Need to finish the To Kill Mocking bird chapter 12-15 analysis Questions

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

Im gonna blow the fucking Easter bunny’s head straight off his fucking shoulders if he breaks into my house tonight

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Horses tell me hay is in stables.

Please god

[larrikin @HELLLLHOOOOLE]

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

For sale dead horse never beat

[jordí @theonlyjordan__]

Have to get gas after work

[Today in Yacht Rock @in_yacht]

Dude in this song has got some issues, but a jam nonetheless

[gabby @girllafraidd]

Mr borgachev…. Tear down that Borg!

[𝘖𝘯𝘺𝘹𝘏𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴 @OnyxHoops]

Nigga we truly in the end times and Bam’s 83 was the signal flare to start Armageddon

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

If you don’t want to stop and read the historical site plaques then you’re not fucking coming

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

ayatollahs? khomeini of them could there be?

[Archie 🇦🇺 @ArchieBPistons]

This is so harddddd 😭😭😭 Caris Levert

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

I made the clutch move of eating 3 iced cream sandwiches at midnight last night

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

Due to inflation it’s now Hey 20 by Steely Dan

[John “Jonesy” Jones @purppump]

Bored in class

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Gooning in Agartha”

[OregonMapGuy, IQ 277 @OregonMapGuy]

You just created a million Kristi Noems