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[jenna @jennabreaker]

1.80, I wasn't even excited. Three centimeters away from 6 feet, five centimeters away from Olympic trials standard.

[A @jayhops]

It deeply concerns me that you can’t recognize how insane you sound. Like you’re just walking around freely in the world and this is how your brain works.

[nuno 💍 @metmidnights]

“pastel morticia addams and gomez addams” 😭

[Daisy 🌸 @DaisyBareNaked]

I get being critical of her class to some degree, but the moment anyone tries to say that Taylor Swift, a woman worth $2B off of her own handwritten music, is the same as Bezos, a male ceo worth $251B who made said $ working people to death, I can no longer take you seriously.

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Everyone wants a village, but nobody wants to be a villager.

[eloise 🫠 @otakuswiftie420]

ragebait event of the century for twitter intellectshuals who think they’re a #CoolGirl for thrifting their wedding dress. i love you forever taylor

[anału @swiftstrange]

one of her funniest lyrics ever if you don’t get her i’m so sorry for you

[Groby @groby5000000]

We got swamp ass tomorrow

[Anne 🐗🐍🦃 @GovernorAnne]

The Takes-a-Village trads are getting really annoyed that the village also requires caring for the destitute and elderly

[*leslie @LEZB0B0MB]

robert eggers' muse is a 70 year old man from wisconsin and i think that's iconic

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If I had a dragon, I would NOT be sending him into war. Thank you very much. He’d be safe in his bed with his treats.

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

Do NOT take this home. I repeat, do NOT take this home

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Your secret is safe with me until I drink a margarita

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey man sorry for being weird and evil last night. It’s just that I’m weird and evil

[trin @glooomiii]

i can fix him [drilling sounds] [crying/screaming] [chainsaw starting]

[ed edd and eddington @goblin_formula]

how i'm going to be moving when i join the pope's fedaykin death squad during the datacenter jihad of 2029:

[Yaz Minsky @Yaz_Minsky]

very little else about art history is more moving than having the "oh. they were just like us" moment.

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

I know it doesnt count cuz it’s TV but WandaVision was the greatest thing Marvel ever did/will do

[J!REH 🏆 @jirehpc]

People can’t read anymore so they just think everything means whatever they want it to mean lol

[james and the giant onion @onionmoder]

pope leo shut down the data centers and i will convert

[🧛🏻‍♀️🇪🇬 @NADIlNE]

hot girls love sudoku