Jenna Bryson

🌔👧🏼 Moonchild | Creative Polymath | Bird Person | Contents Galore:

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

#improv alert - I’m finally on a Harold team AND I’m a co-producer of this new monthly show, #theharoldexperience!

If you’re in LA, and you enjoy improvised comedy that all comes magically together at the end, kinda like a sitcom, you gotta get tix! https://t.co/lO0b6WgK7Y

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

@MelonsMoon @Plus2Amy @danielleweisber More like “boss makes $75,000 in one day, I make $100 if I’m lucky”.

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

@Plus2Amy @danielleweisber Especially when (shocker) AI would be better at doing a CEO’s job than it would be doing an artist’s job. Ask chatGPT, that’s what it will tell you. These inflated CEO salaries are unjustified.

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

@NRA That's the problem: your "militia" is not at all well regulated. NOBODY needs an AR. The 10 years that ban was in place saved hundreds if not thousands of lives; the bullets in the AR are no comparison to bullets in a handgun. Just tell us you care more about $ than kids' lives.

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

@laurenboebert Your apparent lack of brain cells is unprecedented.

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

@whitneyavalon And then she cut bangs! I just wrote a song about that. 😉 You can do all things through bangs. 🙌

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

Now he's just standing in the backyard torturing our poor dog as he slowly scrolls through his text messages, maybe???

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

My landlord comes onto the property (we obviously rent from him) whenever the eff he feels like it and loads-up his storage sheds in the backyard with junk.

I'm gonna live tweet all the dumb crap he's "storing"...

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

Now he's looking at stuff that was apparently already in one of his multiple sheds, such as an old rattan chair. And then he put it back in the shed.

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

A re-boxed vacuum, I think?

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

A falling-apart black Jansport backpack.

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

A cardboard box.

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

Two decrepit plastic bags marked "Smart & Final" - don't know what's in these.

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

An opened pack of Albertson's bottled water.

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

Two giant jugs, and one half-filled giant jug of mayonnaise.

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

Watch out, bears: There's a new animated short by @MarvelousmediaE & #se7en23 with voices by me as "Jill" and Charles Hall as "Terry" and we kick some bear butt! https://t.co/twkOzqWaXa

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

@iproposethis And encourage people to build lives together without the “expectations” of marriage altogether; it’s possible for people to commit & experience fulfilling lives with each other without being married

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

@iproposethis Exactly this. Which I thankfully saw through at a very young age. I always just wanted whomever I chose to nest with and make a life with to simply choose me & choose us, every day.

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

I’m ashamed to admit this,
but I’m all caught up
on The D’Amelio Show.

And I wish I had more to watch right now.

Honestly, it’s an interesting documentary on very young people very much gaining over night fame, and not really knowing how to deal with it.

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

@lachevron @RonFilipkowski Yup! Desantis is projecting and can’t even see it.

[Jenna Bryson @jennabryson]

@RonFilipkowski There’s so much projection going on here I can hardly keep up… using human lives to advance their political agenda being the most obvious 👀