Jenna Burns

[shﾑn @preset_2m3]

No one in this dive bar wants to roleplay feudal lord and peasant serf with me

[james @jms_tny]

When it’s above 70° outside and the salad has berries in it

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

New Study Shows Women Prefer When Their Partners Speak Minionese During Sex

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[ً @ribscore]

jane krakowski never winning an emmy for playing jenna maroney is one of the greatest human travesties of our time

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[ry 🌻 @myrnaharlow]

it’s romanticizing the east coast summer it’s matt johnson summer it’s dominic sessa summer it’s kitchen confidential summer

[tay @hairball1952]

showing up to tony (2026) in this

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

we would considering Nathan fielder to be babygirl right

[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[michaels @happynormalboy]

i love going to the movies and i love going outside and seeing a bird

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Do we think Bill Hader has ever said the sentence “can I be loved genuinely” aloud before