regina phalange

she/her

[regina phalange @jennanness]

@snowdropp__ it’s rough out there for us single girlys💀😂

[regina phalange @jennanness]

@jaggermaclean_ country boy i love yoooouuu ahhhhh😛

[regina phalange @jennanness]

@emilyyy1437 @Failuretoevolve not me texting everyone “she died”

[RINA. @LAVIDAPRADA]

when carrie bradshaw said “maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with” i felt that

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[regina phalange @jennanness]

i was supposed to be named one of these and i still dont know which one

[Karen 🇲🇽 VOY A VER A NIALL @0asisupersonic]

qt your big 3 as #strangerthings characters

Mine!

[regina phalange @jennanness]

i find it absolutely devastating and equally hilarious that the most success ive gotten out of Hinge is having a man want to commission me for a crocheted sweater

[regina phalange @jennanness]

it’s 2022 why isn’t teleportation a thing. im tired of driving man

[regina phalange @jennanness]

going through my tweets and actually am laughing so hard i am so funny why hasnt anyone snatched me up yet

[regina phalange @jennanness]

tryna float down a river in a tube who’s with me

[Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus 🐞 @Failuretoevolve]

Just got this absoLUTELY menacing political pamphlet in the mail

[regina phalange @jennanness]

@Failuretoevolve i cant stop fucking laughing

[regina phalange @jennanness]

the lady waiting for the stall pointed out a rock i forgot to pick up when i came out

[regina phalange @jennanness]

today i collected some rocks from a beach and then proceeded to spill them all over a Walmart bathroom floor when i pulled my pants down. and yes, there were other people in the bathroom waiting for a stall.

[Brent Albrecht @RadioBrent]

I’m willing to bet 50% of the convoy truckers are only there because they got a chain email saying if they don’t go their family will have bad luck for the next 20 years

[Brent Albrecht @RadioBrent]

Please join my Ford Escape convoy as we circle the local cineplex until those corporate fat cats give us a movie about Young Shrek

[jag @jaggermaclean]

idk the difference between rita ora and bebe rexha

[regina phalange @jennanness]

@jaggermaclean_ okay why do i relate to this so hard