jen

a thing that fails to work properly or is otherwise unsatisfactory or worthless

[jen @jennaplss]

@anniethede Why did you do this

[jen @jennaplss]

Always here but never the other way around.

[jen @jennaplss]

once i get my pay check tonight, it is almost 100% going to pharmacy school applications, so if anyone wants to give me money, my venmo is @jennaplss (sound familiar?) thanks for supporting big pharma because that's obviously me

[jen @jennaplss]

@tylerkyser Thanks

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

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[jen @jennaplss]

@fishbaitnate I love that this is real

[jen @jennaplss]

This is accurate in our minds but in reality we’ll smile when you come back a month after we took it off the shelf and ask if you want to wait 10 minutes for it to be filled again and then you’ll say yes but then I won’t see you for a week.

[jen @jennaplss]

@Kaiteeeboo I should do this again

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

I don’t want to go to work today. Has anyone else ever had this feeling? Probably not.

[jen @jennaplss]

@SJSchauer I read this as onions and was so confused ??? Lmao

[jen @jennaplss]

People who bail on shifts they said they would pick up for you are the worst, most untrustworthy pieces of shit

[Sassparilla @Megatronic13]

Ladies, if he:

- is always late
- never shaves
- eats 10% of his weight a day in plant matter
- leaves you every winter for warmer waters

He’s not your man, he’s a manatee.

[jen @jennaplss]

@nicolepaladini Just sign up for digital receipts???!

[jen @jennaplss]

@adrianaaamar Hello what

[kelly @kelllicopter]

i won’t get any of those home devices like alexa or whatever because i’ve seen smart house and i’m not an idiot

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

end of the f***ing world