✨The Funniest Person You Know✨

Broadway dir. , Student Athlete 💪🏻🏆🥇, Necromancer, Olympic speed walker, federal judge, FBI, Lil’ Chelf, former teenage girl, crisis actor, community sister

[✨The Funniest Person You Know✨ @JennaPont]

Tried so hard...and got so far...but in the end it doesn't even matter..........

[Bill Ryan @faceuh8]

me to waiter: "this food got any feces in it or what?"

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

You can literally feel the absence of Spirit Airlines like every flight ticket is $600

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

God gives his best punchlines to people with no sense of humor

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[P @theogpooh]

We in a dookiedemic and I don’t see toilet paper flying off the shelves like during Covid???

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

meat cheese and bread bitches winning

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

What I’m eating to avoid the diarrhea disease

[Animal Mother 🐺🗡️ @Engxxxge]

The Taco Bell blame is weird bc when Chipotle’s lettuce was the source of E.Coli nobody said shit

[ArceusBowser @ArceusBowser212]

Y'all really did vote diarrhea forever bruh 💀

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[notsoErudite @notsoErudite]

PLEASE BAN THIS NOW

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

IF WE LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT THESE HEATWAVES LET IT BE THAT WE NEED TO MAKE OUR CITIES GREENER. PLANT SOME TREES. BUILD A PARK. WE NEED MORE GREEN SPACES.

[Gideon. @black_boi__]

Nepotism that transcends death. Legendary.

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

“Man y’all saw that shit too right?”

[𝐿𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑥 @mslavix]

This was an IT GIRL car and I wanted it so bad 😩😍

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

[Nat @midnatrain]

Um casamento que teve rifa e pizza. Tô nem aí se acham fubanguisse, eu adoraria estar lá, deve ter sido muito divertido.

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

So I used to love this actually