jenna v

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

me every morning risking my job, career and future for an extra 5 minutes of sleep

[Colin Lougheed @Colin_Lougheed]

On the newly-released ‘Planes, Trains and Automobiles’ blu-ray, deleted footage reveals that Del Griffith, the shower curtain magnate, has some connections in “The Chicago Of The North”.

[👨🏻 @speeeena]

Me and my friends hitting the slay button

[Ben Goldsmith @BenGoldsmith]

Nebraska farmer asks pro-fracking committee to drink water from a fracking zone near his farm. 😂 https://t.co/lBHTZyZYc1

[🐇 @magicmushr00mz]

enough with hustling. i want whatever this is

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[⭐️ @PERSONABEY]

WE MADE IT THROUGH THE BEYONCÉ DROUGHT

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

Therapist: You said you were disappointed with life & how the world operates. What were your expectations?
Me:

[murali @MuraliSaravanan]

prof: "that's a good question"
me:

[kirchigo💮 @GOTKIRS]

me when I put furniture together by myself

[Melissa Martin @DoubleEmMartin]

A toast: the first glasses of officially safe tap drinking water in Shoal Lake 40 First Nation in over 24 years. The community’s new water treatment plant is humming along; its quarter-century boil water advisory was lifted today.

[Christina Litz @LitzWpg]

If you need a little joy in your timeline, check this out from our visit to the Red River Ex today…#SoundUp 📢🕺

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

"If God wanted us to cover our mouth and nose he would have made us that way," says woman wearing eyeglasses and clothes https://t.co/OXSmtO0Qvo

[The Dodo @dodo]

This kitten's just a month older than his baby sister and jumps into her crib for cuddles every chance he gets 💞