Jenny Guthrie

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[Jenny Guthrie @jennayy53]

From the looks of some of the pictures of children that get uploaded to Facebook I’m going to assume not a lot of people are scared of CPS #cleanyourhouse #andyourchild

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The way people will lie to themselves, AND BELIEVE IT, is so insane to me.

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One thing that will definitely keep me from having children is daycare prices/availability 😅 I see y’all struggling and I’m sending good vibes ✨

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Omg these flys are driving me fucking bonkers 🪰

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@madison_larue No you ain’t 🌝

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@madison_larue This weekend is gunna be mad dawg

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Too many people say “sign your John Henry” instead of “sign your John Hancock” I hear it at least once a week, and it’s always said with a straight face 😐..😂🤦‍♀️

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If I had a funeral tomorrow, I would haunt everyone that showed up trying to pretend that they were my friend.

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Tried telling someone “have a good day” and “have a nice trip” at the same time and told them “have a noice drip” 🙃 #WhyDoISayThings 🦋

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@Jessi_Noelle Seriously so embarrassing for them to have that much time 🤣☠️

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I really don’t care what kind of backstory Cruella DeVil had. I will NOT sympathize with her 😡.

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@madison_larue @therealjuicyj When I thought it wasn’t going to get more relatable..it did 😂

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I wish I could go into the grocery store without feeling like I’m going to have a panic attack 🙃

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Why do nursing homes make you pay when you literally have to go in or call everyday to make sure they are doing their fucking job.

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I’m so nauseated.

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It’s surely not normal for a person to obsess over embarrassing moments that happened to me 10 years ago🤣😳😶

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@thatburnsbabe Skinny jeans didn’t go with my potato shoes 😭😭😭

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Used to hate skinny jeans cause I thought they made my feet look big. Now that’s all I wear and it’s out of style 🥲 #storyofmylife #5yearsbehind

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Lol America’s always getting back at the crown with tea ☕️ 🙊