Jenn Brasler

She/her. Well-intentioned disaster.

[Jenn Brasler @jennb47]

I’m on the blue app, too. Same name over there. I have one whole follower - hurry and you can be my second!

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

Four-ply and seven years ago,

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

A guy that can’t even successfully bribe people is in charge of government efficiency.

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

fwiw the safety and success of cis women will never be achieved by treating trans women like a sacrificial lamb. it’s all of us or none of us

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

It's so funny that when they were inventing hockey one guy was like hey what if we had jail? I love your "soccer on ice idea" but what do you think about jail? A little jail for bad people?

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

If you're enraged by showing consideration to those different from you, the problem AIN'T those different from you.

[Steve Blair @UniversalExile]

Trump's furious because as a Bishop, Budde can move as far she wants diagonally, but as a Russian pawn he can only move one square at a time.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Why are people being like, “I dunno he MIGHT not have been trying to do a nazi salute”??

1: It’s very easy to not do it. For example, I’ve not done it every second for my entire 38 years of life.

2: If you’re uncertain if someone would do a nazi salute, isn’t that bad enough?

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Saying goodbye to Dr. King. I climbed a pole for a better view. Remember that truth and light can't die. They live inside y'all, and they can't take 'em away. #MLKDay

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Imagine being the guy who just set up 100,000 chairs on the National Mall and they announce they’re moving the inauguration indoors

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

*me at a bar*

some guy: I heard you were a toxicologist?? can I ask you something

me: ok

guy: is cocaine bad for you

me: I mean yeah

guy: *sigh* nevermind

[Jenn Brasler @jennb47]

@clhubes There must be a law that says all Trader Joe's parking lots must be awful. There's one in Tysons that I swear is a circle of Hell.

[Daniel M. Lavery @daniel_m_lavery]

oh — you always take the horse’s side!

[Jenn Brasler @jennb47]

@SuzyQuzey @EliMcCann Plus, when all his teeth fall out, you’ll save a ton of money on dentist bills.

[The Middle-earth Mixer @MiddleearthMixr]

BREAKING: Santa Claus is currently in a dogfight with Drones over the State of New Jersey

[Jenn Brasler @jennb47]

@daniel_m_lavery

[Jenn Brasler @jennb47]

@daniel_m_lavery Christmas shopping for him is going to be so easy.

[MuchMusic @Much]

Dancing to YMCA is always a treat 🎶

[via beaver1979/TT]

[Jenn Brasler @jennb47]

At this point in the season, I would be offering Jeff large amounts of money to be quiet for just five minutes. #Survivor47

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

We have a laundry chute in our very old house and we love it more than we love most of our friends and family but mostly because we pass snacks through it when one of us is in the basement and the other is in the kitchen.