Jennifer Brown

Reader, writer, occasional thinker.

[Jennifer Brown @jennbrownbear]

Not me losing my mind because I'm 95% sure the ASL interpreter they had for Tim's speech is Nic Zapko, who interpreted for him during all of his 2020 speeches. 😭

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"It's not even a zoo if they don't have gorillas." - Spencer
"Then what is it?" - me
"...a farm." - Spencer

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@patster223 I was there too and could not BELIEVE they were running such a big promotion for them! I was like, On PRIDE NIGHT?! WHAT.

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@patster223 Her eyes!! 😻

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"I feel like when you're old, you don't get a divorce. You're just...old." - Spencer

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@boyntonhealth Hey @yeoitseugenia. Long time no see. 😘

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@Thesuprsam THAT'S what I've been doing wrong this whole time! Why didn't I think of that!!

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What kind of response are people expecting when they ask me if I'm a real person on the phone or not?! Like, if I'm a robot obviously there's no response, but since I'm a REAL PERSON???

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"Jenn, when it comes to you, I try not to expect anything." - Spencer

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"I don't know, I'm no goose biologist." - Spencer

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@survivorcbs Just a couple of Jeff Probsts.

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@patster223 I showed this to Spencer and he softly said, "Oh God. I thought we had more time."

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Me: "What if for Halloween, I was Jenn Jenn Binks?"
Spencer: 😐 😑

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@Thesuprsam I. Don't. KNOW.

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"You truly are the Michael Jackson of this household." - Spencer

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I like to imagine the life of someone who monitors my Google searches and hears me do voice to text and search "movie about time travelling mailbox" while hearing Spencer laughing in the background.

I hope they're having a good night.

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@patster223 One of my coworkers has one birthday with the state and a different one with the IRS! Nice to know there are at least two of you having that problem.

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"If we didn't have other money...or like, digital currency, I would have ALL my money in coins and I would be the most Scrooge McDuck character, with my wheelbarrows full of coins. I would be pro-penny if I could have all my money in coins." - Spencer

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Me showing Spencer how in the last Microsoft Solitaire Collection event I was in the global top 1000.

Spencer: "You need to retire and take this up as a pro."