jenny

my dad says I'm cynical

[jenny @jenndrickf]

if you were to tell me last year that Tom DeLonge was going to get the US Navy to confirm UFO video credibility for the first time in history, & that it wouldn’t even be the craziest thing to happen this year, I would not have believed you. Alexa, play “Aliens Exist” by Blink-182

[jenny @jenndrickf]

“Why is everything about goat cheese with you??” - my little sister to me just now. Humbled as fuck since moving home LOL

[jenny @jenndrickf]

me texting the group chat to convince everyone to go out w me:

[jenny @jenndrickf]

returning to this tweet to share that a few weeks ago, while out to dinner with my family, we offered my brother calamari and he said “no thank you, I just watched My Octopus Teacher”. the hold that pop culture has on this kids eating habits is astounding

[jenny @jenndrickf]

my brother was ordering a salad and asked for extra onions. I said “since when do you like onions?” to which he replied “I’ve been watching Shrek.”

[jenny @jenndrickf]

I choose the last option

[jenny @jenndrickf]

since literally no one asked, I made a matrix to illustrate the things I care about most this week (my boyfriend will break up w me for this)

[jenny @jenndrickf]

is this a bit?? 😩😂

[jenny @jenndrickf]

my brother was ordering a salad and asked for extra onions. I said “since when do you like onions?” to which he replied “I’ve been watching Shrek.”

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Jerry plotline: this girl I’ve been seeing is beautiful, but she chews with her mouth open

Kramer plotline:

[The Meaning Project @AawazSean]

@InternetH0F Here it is. He says "Cindy and I are breaking up" - then proceeds with the review of Laphroaig 10 Year Single Malt Scotch, which he tells us has been his go-to single malt - it's a "no compromise" Malt, he assures us.

[jenny @jenndrickf]

im late to this party but this is legitimately one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen… unreal content

[jenny @jenndrickf]

Sunday’s are for existential dread

[jenny @jenndrickf]

casual night hanging with my little brother! made him watch Saw w/ no context ❤️🥰 he loved the ending! 🪚

[jenny @jenndrickf]

an update:

[jenny @jenndrickf]

came to work from my parents house today. my stepmom found a snake in the backyard and now she’s sobbing and there’s a 17y/o “snake charmer” she knows on the way over to catch it. Fever dream

[jenny @jenndrickf]

@justinchigs u really stay mad!!!!

[jenny @jenndrickf]

*fate 🙏🏻 fell short this time, ur smile ✨ fades in the summer ☀️*

don’t text 😔❤️‍🩹

[jenny @jenndrickf]

@KOprimetime everything ok, brother…?

[jenny @jenndrickf]

@QuartPhillips Apparently we need to start shopping at Banana Republic. Devastating

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded: