🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧

A safe place for wanton silliness. #Pride #Ally

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

Behold! A pool table in an above-ground pool. Such are my treasures.

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

TX’s blue wave — everyone’s welcome!!

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

Fuck yeah!!

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

The score for Lethal Weapon was a bit heavy on the sax for my taste.

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

Being a shit comedian, a terrible writer, and a total dumb fuck isn’t as easy as I make it look.

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

In this world of ugly money and soft words, I cut my hair for the birds to build their nests.

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

You are really funny.

I wish I’d told you that more

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

“Three Satanic Sluts
and a partridge in a pear tree”
is a good name for a Christmas album.
Yes it is.

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

When I die, I want an all glass casket.

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

How many lives must Mamma Mia ruin before it’s finally stopped?

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

Let’s all do a bump of frosting.

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

Spatchcock this, muthafucka.

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

At my funeral, I want swigs of vodka spit at my corpse then, light the fucker.

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

Imagine https://t.co/BBadW1lJXN

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

@garrynotjerry 😂👍

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

Spike the eggnog. Spike the fuck out of it.

[Philip @unclephiltweets]

Merry Christmas to a fair number of you.

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

@garrynotjerry 😂😂

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

I have no idea what boys like. I have no clue what guys want.

[🏳️‍🌈 Jen 🟧 @jenneedsasmoke]

@garrynotjerry Smart. Really smart.

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Me happily holding a big wad of cash: my yard sale was just voodoo dolls of all my neighbors…
I had to hear WTF a lot but it was worth it

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

“Did you read the fine print?”

Me: I didn’t even read the large print

[Lori @Cornjerker78]

Love bombing?

I’ve never even been love water ballooned